SpinnerBait_Nut
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"Woman with a Gun"<br /><br />While a Texan was busily preparing for the first day<br />of deer hunting season, his wife started nagging that<br />he never asked her to go along. After several hours<br />of arguments, the wife won.<br /><br />That next morning they drove out to the country,<br />and he placed his wife in a tree about 100 yards from<br />his blind. Just as the hunter reached the blind, he<br />heard a loud bang coming from the wife's position.<br /><br />As he ran up to her, he saw that she was holding her<br />gun on a man nearby and shouting, "It's my deer!<br />Get away from it!! The sheepish-looking stranger just<br />nodded slowly and said, "OK, lady.. It's your deer.<br />Just let me get my saddle off of it!"<br />__________________________________________________<br />"Where's Henry?"<br /><br />A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in<br />twos for the day. That night one of the hunters returned<br />alone, staggering under the weight of an eight point buck.<br /><br />"Where's Henry?"<br /><br />"Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles<br />back up the trail."<br /><br />"You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer<br />back?"<br /><br />"A tough call," nodded the hunter, "but I figured no one<br />is going to steal Henry."<br />__________________________________________________<br />"Going Out?"<br /><br />My Parents had not been out together in quite some<br />time.<br /><br />One Saturday, as Mom was finishing the dinner<br />dishes, my father stepped up behind her. "Would<br />you like to go out, girl?" he asked.<br /><br />Not even turning around, my mother quickly replied,<br />"Oh, yes, I'd love to!"<br /><br />They had a wonderful evening, and it wasn't until the<br />end of the evening that Dad finally confessed that<br />his question had actually been directed to the family<br />dog, laying near Mom's feet on the kitchen floor.
