SpinnerBait_Nut
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Car names explained.<br /><br />AUDI - Always Unsafe Designs Implemented<br /><br />BMW - Big Money Works<br />Bought My Wife<br />Brutal Money Waster<br />Bimbette Motor Weapon<br />Break My Window<br /><br />BUICK - Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer<br /><br />CHEVROLET - Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips<br />Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time<br />Cheap Heap, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time<br />Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover<br />Engine Technology<br /><br />DODGE - Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere<br />Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere<br />Dead or Dying Gas Eater<br />Dear Old Dad's Geriatric Express<br /><br />FIAT - Failure in Italian Automotive Technology<br />Fix It All the Time<br />Fix it again, Tony!<br /><br />FORD - First On Recall Day<br />First On Race Day<br />First On Rust and Deterioration<br />Fix Or Repair Daily<br />Found On Road, Dead<br />Fault Of R&D<br />Fast Only Rolling Downhill<br />Features O.J. and Ron's DNA<br />Found On Russian Dump<br /><br />GM - General Maintenance<br />Great Mistake<br /><br />GMC - Garage Man's Companion<br />Got A Mechanic Coming?<br /><br />HONDA - Had One Never Did Again<br /><br />HYUNDAI - Hope You Understand Nothing's<br />Driveable And Inexpensive...<br /><br />MAZDA - Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along<br /><br />OLDSMOBILE - Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make<br />Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everywhere, OR<br />Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's<br />Irregular Leftover Equipment<br /><br />PINTO - put in new transmission often<br /><br />PONTIAC - poor old Neanderthal thinks it's a Cadillac<br /><br />SAAB - Send Another Automobile Back<br />Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.<br />Sorry Arsed Auto Builders<br /><br />TOYOTA - Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto<br /><br />VOLVO - Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object<br />Vehicles Of Low Velocity Owners<br /><br />VW - Virtually Worthless
