SpinnerBait_Nut
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"Windy Day"<br /><br />A pretty woman, carrying a stack of boxes<br />from a shopping spree, was walking down<br />the street when all of a sudden a strong wind<br />lifts her skirt. The hillbilly standing nearby just<br />looked and smiled.<br /><br />The woman snaps at him, "Well, I can see<br />that you're no gentleman!"<br /><br />The hillbilly replies, "And I kin see you ain't one,<br />neither!"<br />__________________________________________________<br />"A Shopping Man"<br /><br />When it comes to wine I'm very particular about what I buy.<br />There are two things I look for before making my selection.<br /><br />First, the word "Wine" must appear somewhere on the<br />label. This is something I insist on.<br /><br />Second, I look for a sign nearby that says "On Sale."<br /><br />Follow these two rules and you won't go far wrong.<br />__________________________________________________<br />"Travelling Salesman"<br /><br />A salesman was travelling along a lonely stretch<br />of rural road as the day was getting late and a<br />storm was beginning. He saw a farm house up<br />a head a bit and decided to see if he could spend<br />the night there.<br /><br />He pulls up in front of the house and knocks on<br />the door. The farmer answers and the salesman<br />asks if he can stay the night.<br /><br />"Sure", says the farmer, "but you'll have to sleep<br />with my son."<br /><br />"Oops", replies the salesman, "I must be in the<br />wrong joke."<br /> 