SpinnerBait_Nut
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"Two Robbers"<br /><br />Two robbers were robbing a hotel.<br /><br />The first one said,"I hear sirens. Jump!"<br /><br />The second one said, "But we're on the 13th floor!"<br /><br />The first one screamed back,"This is no time to be<br />superstitious."<br />__________________________________________________<br />"Funeral"<br /><br />An old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in<br />progress and the country preacher talked at length<br />of the good traits of the deceased, what an honest<br />man he was, and what a loving husband and kind<br />father he was.<br /><br />Finally, the widow leaned over and whispered to<br />one of her children.."Go up there and take a look<br />in the coffin and see if that's your father!"
