SpinnerBait_Nut
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"Scouting"<br /><br />While leading a party of girl scouts through the<br />woods in silent Indian fashion, our troop leader<br />suddenly came upon a clearing where a young<br />couple was engaged in an indecent act.<br /><br />"Back ladies, back!" cried the leader, "There's<br />a very dangerous beast out there!"<br /><br />But it was too late, several of the kids had more-<br />or-less seen all. They asked their leader what was<br />happening. "Well, if you... er... must know, they<br />were practicing a brand new form of artificial<br />respiration."<br /><br />"WOW !" exclaimed the oldest of the group. "I<br />know which merit badge I'm gonna try for next." 
<br />__________________________________________________<br /><br />"Tie Tiny Bikini"<br /><br />A 16-year-old girl bought herself a very tiny<br />bikini. Very proud she came home and put<br />it on. She then showed her mother how<br />she looked in it.<br /><br />"What do you think mom?" she asked.<br /><br />Her mother replied: "If I wore that when I was<br />your age, you would have been 5 years older."<br />
<br />__________________________________________________<br /><br />"Tie Tiny Bikini"<br /><br />A 16-year-old girl bought herself a very tiny<br />bikini. Very proud she came home and put<br />it on. She then showed her mother how<br />she looked in it.<br /><br />"What do you think mom?" she asked.<br /><br />Her mother replied: "If I wore that when I was<br />your age, you would have been 5 years older."<br /> 
