SpinnerBait_Nut
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A burglar broke into a home and was looking around. He heard a soft voice say, "Jesus is watching you". <br /><br />Thinking it was just his imagination, he continued his search. Again the voice said "Jesus is watching you". <br /><br />He turned his flashlight around and saw a parrot in a cage. He asked the parrot if he was the one talking and the parrot said yes. <br /><br />He asked the parrot what his name was and the parrot said Moses. The burglar asked..."what kind of people would name a parrot Moses?" <br /><br />The parrot said, "the kind of people who would name their pit bull Jesus".<br />__________________________________________________<br /><br />While out riding one day SBN met CLEM riding along with a dog and a sheep and began a conversation.<br /><br />SBN: "Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"<br />CLEM: "Dog no talk."<br />SBN: "Hey dog, how's it going?"<br />Dog: "Doin' all right."<br />CLEM: Look of shock<br />SBN: "Is CLEM your owner?" pointing at CLEM.<br />Dog: "Yep"<br />SBN: "How does he treat you?"<br />Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."<br />CLEM: Look of total disbelief<br /><br />SBN: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"<br />CLEM: "Horse no talk."<br />SBN: "Hey horse, how's it going?"<br />Horse: "Cool."<br />CLEM: Extreme look of shock<br />SBN: "Is this your owner? " pointing at CLEM. <br />Horse: "Yep"<br />SBN: "How's he treat you?"<br />Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me."<br />CLEM: Total look of utter amazement<br /><br />SBN: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"<br />CLEM: "Sheep liar."
