SpinnerBait_Nut
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"Cheerful Service"<br /><br />After booking my 80-year-old mother on a flight from<br />Florida to Nevada, I called the airline to go over her<br />needs. The representative listened patiently as I<br />requested a wheelchair and an attendant for my<br />mother because of her arthritis and impaired vision.<br /><br />My apprehension lightened a bit when the woman<br />assured me that everything would be taken care of.<br />I thanked her profusely.<br /><br />"Oh, you're welcome," she replied. I was about to<br />hang up when she cheerfully asked, "And will your<br />mother need a rental car?"<br />__________________________________________________<br /><br />"Volunteers"<br /><br />On the way back to New York as I was sitting<br />in the Phoenix airport, they announced that the<br />flight to Vegas was full. The airline was looking<br />for volunteers to give up their seats.<br /><br />In exchange, they'd give you a $100 voucher for<br />your next flight and a first class seat in the plane<br />leaving an hour later.<br /><br />About eight people ran up to the counter to take<br />advantage of the offer.<br /><br />About 15 seconds later all eight of those people<br />sat down grumpily as the lady behind the ticket<br />counter said, "If there is anyone else OTHER<br />than the flight crew who'd like to volunteer, please<br />step forward."
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