Welfare Office (joke)

[LadyFish]

A man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I hate drawing welfare. I would really rather find a job."<br /><br />The person behind the counter replied, Your timing is amazing. We just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes, and the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holiday trips. The salary package starts at $200,000.00 a year with room for bonuses.<br /><br />The man said, "You're bull****ting me man!"<br /><br />The clerk behind the counter said, ........................................."Yeah, well, you started it."

 

[THE-TAZ]

Re: Welfare Office (joke)

Thanks Ladyfish, REAL GOOD ONE!!

 

[Scoop]

Re: Welfare Office (joke)

Good one Ladyfish. Sounds like the perfect job for me (Ok, if I wasn't married)

 

[aspeck]

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[SeaMasterZ@aol.com]

Re: Welfare Office (joke)

hey, Im practically married, and ILL TAKE THAT JOB !!!!<br /><br />ummm, I can only raise about 100 grand, can I still get the job????<br /><br />