Welfare poetry

Bassy

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Isn't this the truth??<br />Bassy<br /><br />I cross ocean, <br />poor and broke, <br />Take bus, <br />see employment folk. <br /><br />Nice man treat me <br />good in there, <br />Say I need to <br />see welfare. <br /><br />Welfare say, <br />"You come no more, <br />We send cash <br />right to your door." <br /><br />Welfare checks, <br />they make you wealthy, <br />Medicaid it keep <br />you healthy!<br /><br />By and by, <br />I got plenty money, <br />Thanks to you, <br />American dummy. <br /><br />Write to friends <br />in motherland, <br />Tell them 'come <br />fast as you can.' <br /><br />They come in turbans <br />and Ford trucks, <br />I buy big house <br />with welfare bucks. <br /><br />They come here, <br />we live together, <br />More welfare checks, <br />it gets better!<br /><br />Fourteen families, <br />they moving in, <br />But neighbor's patience wearing thin. <br /><br />Finally, white guy <br />moves away, <br />Now I buy his house, <br />and then I say, <br /><br />"Find more aliens <br />for house to rent." <br />And in the yard <br />I put a tent. <br /><br />Send for family <br />they just trash, <br />But they, too, <br />draw the welfare cash!<br /><br />Everything is <br />very good, <br />And soon we <br />own the neighborhood. <br /><br />We have hobby -- <br />it's called breeding, <br />Welfare pay <br />for baby feeding. <br /><br />Kids need dentist? <br />Wife need pills? <br />We get free!<br />We got no bills! <br /><br />American crazy!<br />He pay all year, <br />To keep welfare <br />running here. <br /><br />We think America <br />darn good place!<br />Too darn good for <br />the white man race. <br /><br />If they no like us, <br />they can scram, <br />Got lots of room in <br />Pakistan.
 

mellowyellow

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Re: Welfare poetry

troubling troll 2 me...<br />it certainly applies to some folks, but there are<br />also some who work long hard hours to get ahead of<br />you too...<br />save native americans, we r all immigrants aren't we?<br />I represent Italy and Germany myself...
 

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Re: Welfare poetry

That is 100% true, Bassy.<br /><br />Never rent to a welfair person, because when they can't/don't pay the rent. The landload can't do anything about it.<br /><br />When the landlord takes them to coart they get free lawers, fresh out of school.<br /><br />I have no use for ****bags that get welfair. :mad:
 

mellowyellow

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Re: Welfare poetry

in NY state, section 8 tennent's rent is paid directly to the l/lord an they love them 4 it...
 

Bassy

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Re: Welfare poetry

mellowyellow, I agree. But there are some like this.<br />Bassy
 

bubbakat

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Re: Welfare poetry

I don't think they crossed the ocean though.<br />I do believe it was the Rio Granda
 

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Re: Welfare poetry

In MA the landlord get 1/3 of the rent from the state, but the wellfair loser still has to pay a little bit.<br /><br />We own many rental propertys. We have only rented to someone on welfair and hand full of times.... and never again!!!!! If cost us over 4grand in legal fee's to get one of them out. We also got fu(ked on over 6grand in rent.<br /><br />The guy was lucky he did not catch an azz full of lead.
 

Kenneth Brown

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Re: Welfare poetry

Some people call me a wetbacka<br />I'm not a wetbacka <br />I cross the rio grande was shallow<br />My backa not get wet<br />JUST MA FEET!
 

marty_scher

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Re: Welfare poetry

Troubling but mostly true bassy. Your poem did not include the american-born folk, that also use or misuse our welfare system.<br /><br />The funny(?) thing is, poor people manipulate the wefare system with the same fervor that rich people manipulate the U.S. tax codes. Both group do so legally (more or less).<br /><br />It's Johnny Paycheck in the middle of the two, that mostly takes it in the shorts.<br /><br />Ain't America Great :eek:
 
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