WHAT DID HE SAY?

[Fly Rod]

If you live to the age of a hundred you have it made, because very few people die past the age of a hundred!!!! <br /><br /> George Burns

 

[Holdimhook]

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[Barbee Q]

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<br />That sounds like my grandparents.. They are in a nursing home.. I asked him if his wife knew he was seeing a younger woman? He just laughed and looked over at her(wife) and he said,"Ya, but don't tell her that. She'll kill me.." His lovely wife of seventy years is 4 years younger than him.. So I then replied, So then your seeing a younger woman also.. He had a good laugh and so did she.. They are a kick. He still has a fantastic sence of humor to him.. He had a stroke a few years back and doesn't remember me, but he wants me to come back and see them, he says remember our room number lady we'll be here waiting.. I don't think they'll let us out of their sight, people tend to get lost here..

 

[KaGee]

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"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."<br />--Al Gore, Vice President<br /> <br /> AND<br /> <br />"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur."<br />--Al Gore, VP<br /><br />"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."<br />--Bill Clinton, President<br /><br />"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."<br />--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina<br /><br />"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"<br />--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC .

 

[Mark42]

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Only half of the people ever born have died.

 

[ZooMbr]

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The current death rate is one per person.