ZIPLOC BAGS = male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.<br /><br />COPIER = female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. It is an effective reproductive device when the right buttons are pushed. And it can wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed.<br /><br />TIRE = male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated.<br /><br />HOT AIR BALLOON = male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it ... and, of course, there's the hot air part.<br /><br />SPONGES = female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.<br /><br />WEB PAGE = female, because it is always getting hit on.<br /><br />SUBWAY = male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.<br /><br />HOURGLASS = female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.<br /><br />HAMMER = male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.<br /><br />REMOTE CONTROL = female... Ha! You thought it would be male. But consider it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying
