SpinnerBait_Nut
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GEORGE W. BUSH: We do not really care why<br />the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know<br />if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. Either<br />the chicken is with us or it is against us. There is no<br />middle ground here.<br /><br />COLIN POWELL: Now at the left of the screen, you<br />clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing<br />the road . . .<br /><br />HANZ BLIX: We have reason to believe there is a<br />chicken, but we have not yet been allowed access<br />to the other side of the road.<br /><br />MOHAMMED ALDOURI (Iraq ambassador): The chicken<br />did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication.<br />We do not even have a chicken.<br /><br />SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of<br />rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons<br />of nerve gas on it.<br /><br />RUSH LIMBAUGH: I do not know why the chicken<br />crossed the road, but I will bet it was getting a government<br />grant to cross the road, and I will bet someone out there<br />is already forming a support group to help chickens<br />with crossing-the-road syndrome. Can you believe this?<br />How much more of this can real Americans take?<br />Chickens crossing the road paid for by their tax dollars,<br />and when I say tax dollars, I am talking about your money,<br />money the government took from you to build roads for<br />chickens to cross.<br /><br />RALPH NADER: The chicken's habitat on the original<br />side of the road had been polluted by unchecked<br />industrialist greed. The chicken did not reach the<br />unspoiled habitat on the other side of the road because<br />it was crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.<br /><br />MARTHA STEWART: No one called to warn me which<br />way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the<br />farmer's market to sell my eggs when the price dropped<br />to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider<br />information.<br /><br />JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn't<br />it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of<br />your face? The chicken was going to the "other side."<br />That is what they call it -- the other side. Yes, my friends,<br />that chicken is gay. In addition, if you eat that chicken, you<br />will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until<br />we sort out the abomination that the liberal media white-<br />washes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side."<br /><br />RONALD REAGAN: What chicken?<br /><br />BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT<br />chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you<br />define chicken, please?<br /><br />COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one.
