"WHY MEN DIE FIRST"<br /><br /> If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat<br />race...you're a male chauvinist.<br /> If you stay home and do the housework...you're a pansy.<br /> If you work too hard...there is never any time for her.<br /> If you don't work enough...you're a good-for-nothing bum.<br /> If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay...this is exploitation.<br /> If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay . you should get off your<br />*** and find something better.<br /> If you get a promotion ahead of her.....that is favoritism.<br /> If she gets a job ahead of you......it's equal opportunity.<br /> If you mention how nice she looks......it's sexual harassment.<br /> If you keep quiet..........it's male indifference.<br /> If you cry............you're a wimp.<br /> If you don't....................you're an insensitive *******.<br /> If you make a decision without consulting her.........you're a chauvinist.<br /> If she makes a decision without consulting you......she's a liberated<br />woman.<br /> If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy....... that's domination.<br /> If SHE asks you.........it's a favor.<br /> If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear......you're a<br />pervert.<br /> If you don't..............you're gay.<br /> If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape ...............<br />you're sexist.<br /> If you don't.................you're unromantic.<br /> If you try to keep yourself in shape...................you're vain.<br /> If you don't................you're a slob.<br /> If you buy her flowers.............you're after something.<br /> If you don't....................you're not thoughtful.<br /> If you're proud of your achievements........you're full of yourself.<br /> If you don't....................you're not ambitious.<br /> If she has a headache............she's tired.<br /> If you have a headache.............you don't love her anymore.<br /> If you want it too often.........you're over sexed.<br /> If you don't................there must be someone else.<br /><br /> NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN!<br /><br /> THEY WANT TO!!!
<br /><br />boy hes got THAT right!<br /><br /> 