Why Men Never Babysit..

[gonfishn]

Could this be true...A few I left out due to questionable (G) rating..<br /><br />

 

[LadyFish]

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LOL, love the scooter one.

 

[oddjob]

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Should been wearin a helmet!..that'il learn him..

 

[aspeck]

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Shame on you Bubba!<br /><br />Last night, while babysitting the littlest speck, 2 years old, she got out of the bath tub and headed right to the bedroom where she started jumping all over the bed. Before I could say anything she said, "Daddy is trying to tire me out so I will go to bed!" That sounded good to me - jump away little girl!

 

[JGREGORY]

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Right on Aspeck. Monday Night are Daddy and Commodore Night and for some reason she thinks that after bath time it's time to streak around the house (naked) Singing and dancing while I chase her to put her pj's on her for 30mins. By the time the Admiral comes home I'm bushed and she doesn't understand why I'm beat.

 

[aspeck]

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yes Jgregory, she was streaking also, and no, she didn't tire out any faster - in fact, kept going longer! Went down for the count about 5 minutes before Mommy came home. I want to know how she knew when that event was going to happen!

 

[RICKRICK1]

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Hey them s cute. The littlest grandkid (squirt) used to crawl into the dishwasher. Am glad she didnt find the refrigerator as she can really eat.<br />PS she's 3 now and quite the little tear.<br /><br />Them dippers cant hold 20 pounds

 

[neumanns]

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The fridge and the dog dish are all to real...Only the dog knows for sure is pricless.<br /><br />Aspeck & Jgregory... When there your own its not babysetting its called raising them.

 

[aspeck]

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awww neumann's, raisin' 'em is for the woman folk. When them woman folk is away, alls we kin do is babyset.

 

[Ralph 123]

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Now I know where that speeding ticket I found in the rubbish came from! - it was the boy in his jeep! I have to appologizes to me wife now! <br /><br />My wife says I'd let him swing from the chandelier if she left us alone <br /><br />And there ain't nothin' wrong with letin' him eat from a nice stainless steel bowl is there? Hey, if it's good enough for the dog...<br /><br />Ever hear the old Bill Cosby routine where he talks about watching his kids? "Dad is great, he gives us chocolate cake..." And then they rat him out to the wife. "The beatings will now begin!"

 

[Link]

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Little Tarts anyway LOL

 

[JGREGORY]

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Ralph, that is a classic. I laugh so hard it hurts everytime I see it.<br /><br />Another good one is Robin Williams Live at the Met. Especially when he goes on about making whoopee. G'tee you will be peeing yourself.

 

[wikelam]

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