SpinnerBait_Nut
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A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as<br />a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.<br /><br />She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he <br />had any odd jobs for her to do. <br /><br />Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint <br />my porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?" The blonde quickly<br />responded, "How about $50?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and<br />everything she would need were in the garage. <br /><br />The man's wife, hearing the<br />conversation, said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes<br />all the way around the house?" He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't<br />it?" The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all<br />those 'dumb blonde' jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately." <br /><br />A short<br />time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her mone"You're finished<br />already?" the husband asked. "Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint<br />left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached into his<br />pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her. <br /><br />"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."
