Bassy
Lieutenant Commander
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- Aug 15, 2003
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Woman Explained by Engineers-<br /><br />Hazardous Materials Data Sheet<br />Element: Woman<br />Symbol: O+<br />Discoverer: Adam<br />Atomic Mass: Accepted as 55 kg, but known to vary<br />from 45 kg to 225 kg<br /><br />Physical Properties<br />1. Body surface normally covered with film of powder and paint<br />2 Boils at absolutely nothing- freezes for no apparent reason<br />3. Found in various grades ranging from virgin material to common ore<br /><br />Chemical Properties<br />1. Reacts well to gold,platinum and all precious stones<br />2. Explodes spontaneously without reason or warning<br />3. The most powerful money reducing agent known to man<br /><br />Common Use<br />1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports car<br />2. Can greatly aid relaxation<br />3. Can be a very effective cleaning agent<br /><br />Hazards<br />1. Turns green when placed alongside a superior specimen<br />2. Possession of more than one is possible but specimens must<br /> never make eye contact<br /> 
For the most part this is true. Yep, I'd have to agree.<br />Bassy
For the most part this is true. Yep, I'd have to agree.<br />Bassy
