"WOMEN SEEKING MEN" Classifieds<br /><br />40-ish means: 48<br /><br />Adventurer means: Has had more partners than you ever will<br /><br />Affectionate means: Possessive<br /><br />Artist means: Unreliable<br /><br />Average looking means: You figure this one out<br /><br />Beautiful means: Pathological liar<br /><br />Commitment-minded means: Pick out curtains, now!<br /><br />Communication important means: Just try to get a word in edgewise<br /><br />Contagious Smile means: Bring your penicillin<br /><br />Educated means: College dropout<br /><br />Emotionally Secure means: Medicated<br /><br />Employed means: Has part-time job stuffing envelopes at home<br /><br />Enjoys art and opera means: Snob<br /><br />Enjoys Nature means: Bring your own granola<br /><br />Exotic Beauty means: Would frighten a Martian<br /><br />Financially Secure means: One paycheck from the street<br /><br />Free spirit means: Substance abuser<br /><br />Friendship first means: Trying to live down reputation as ****<br /><br />Fun means: Annoying<br /><br />Gentle means: Comatose<br /><br />Good Listener means: Hard to pull a word from her<br /><br />Humorous means: Caustic<br /><br />Intuitive means: Your opinion doesn't count<br /><br />In Transition means: Needs new sugar-daddy to pay the bills<br /><br />Light drinker means: Lush<br /><br />Looks younger means: If viewed from far away in bad light<br /><br />Loves Travel means: If you're paying<br /><br />Loves Animals means: Cat lady<br /><br />Non-traditional means: Ex-husband lives in the basement<br /><br />Open-minded means: Desperate<br /><br />Outgoing means: Loud<br /><br />Passionate means: Loud<br /><br />Poet means: Depressive Schizophrenic<br /><br />Redhead means: Shops on the Clairol aisle<br /><br />Reliable means: Frumpy<br /><br />Reubenesque means: You can figure this one out<br /><br />Romantic means: Looks better by candle light<br /><br />Self-employed means: Jobless<br /><br />Smart means: Insipid<br /><br />Special means: Rode the small schoolbus w/ tinted windows<br /><br />Spiritual means: Involved with a cult<br /><br />Stable means: Boring<br /><br />Tall, thin means: Anorexic<br /><br />Tan means: Wrinkled<br /><br />Wants Soulmate means: One step away from stalking<br /><br />Widow Nagged means: first husband to death<br /><br />Writer means: Pompous<br /><br />Young at heart means: How about the rest
