SpinnerBait_Nut
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FINE<br />This is the word women use to end an argument<br />when they feel they are right and you<br />need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how<br />a woman looks this will cause you to<br />have one of those arguments.<br /><br />FIVE MINUTES<br />This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the<br />five minutes that your football game is going to<br />last before you take out the trash, so it's an<br />even trade.<br /><br />NOTHING<br />This means "something," and you should be on your<br />toes. "Nothing" is usually used to<br />describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to<br />turn you inside out, upside down, and<br />backwards. 'Nothing" usually signifies an argument<br />that will last "Five Minutes" and end<br />with 'Fine.'<br /><br />GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows)<br />This is a dare. One that will result in a woman<br />getting upset over "Nothing" and will end<br />with the word "Fine."<br /><br />GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)<br />This means "I give up" or "do what you want<br />because I don't care." You will get a "Raised<br />Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed<br />by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will<br />talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools<br />off.<br /><br />LOUD SIGH<br />This is not actually a word, but is a nonverbal<br />statement often misunderstood by men. A<br />"Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at<br />that moment, and wonders why she is<br />wasting her time standing here and arguing with<br />you over "Nothing."<br /><br />SOFT SIGH<br />Again, not a word, but a nonverbal statement.<br />"Soft Sighs" mean that she is content.<br />Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she<br />will stay content.<br /><br />THAT'S OKAY<br />This is one of the most dangerous statements that<br />a woman can make to a man.<br />"That's Okay" means that she wants to think long<br />and hard before paying you back for<br />whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay"<br />is often used with the word "Fine" and in<br />conjunction with a<br />"Raised Eyebrow."<br /><br />GO AHEAD<br />At some point in the near future, you are going<br />to be in some mighty big trouble.<br /><br />PLEASE DO<br />This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman<br />is giving you the chance to come up with<br />whatever excuse or reason you have for doing<br />whatever it is that you have done. You<br />have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful<br />and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay."<br /><br />THANKS<br />A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say<br />you're welcome.<br /><br />THANKS A LOT<br />This is much different from "Thanks." A woman<br />will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is<br />really ticked off at you. It signifies that you<br />have offended her in some callous way, and will<br />be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to<br />ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh,"<br />as she will only tell you "Nothing."
