I was cleaning out my mailbox and found this a friend sent me awhile back , Figured you guys wood get a chuckle out of it ..... Doug <br />>Subject: FW: Worst first date story TOO FUNNY<br />>Date: Mon, 05 Dec 2005 17:29:10 -0500<br />>302<br />><br />>Subject: Fw: Worst first date story<br />><br />>Worst First Date Story<br />><br />>If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting <br />>down when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story <br />>ever, first date or not!!!<br />><br />>We have all had bad dates.. But this takes the cake. This just tells <br />>you how tough it is to be single nowadays. This was on the "Tonight <br />>Show" with Jay Leno.<br />>Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date <br />>that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date <br />>experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took <br />>the prize!<br />><br />>She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold...and the guy <br />>had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah. <br />>It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, <br />>and truly had never met before the outing was fun but relatively <br />>uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon.<br />>They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began <br />>to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were <br />>about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle <br />>of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she <br />>did for a while.<br />><br />>Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came <br />>a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her pee <br />>beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car.<br />><br />>They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her <br />>pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good <br />>footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady <br />>herself. Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for <br />>traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. <br />>All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather <br />>embarrassing nature of the situation.<br />><br />>Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. <br />>As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her <br />>buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender.<br />><br />>Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump handles immediately came to mind <br />>as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was <br />>quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme <br />>cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the <br />>moment, she answered her date's concerns about "what is taking so <br />>long" with a reply that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and <br />>in need of some assistance!"<br />><br />>He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her <br />>sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst <br />>out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed <br />>to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as <br />>hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real <br />>problem<br />><br />>Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks <br />>from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her <br />>into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that <br />>there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other <br />>way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her <br />>butt off the fender.<br />><br />>As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the<br />><br />>Tonight show prize hands down... or perhaps that should be pants' <br />>down.And you thought your first date was embarrassing.<br />><br />>Jay Leno's comment
"This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed <br />>off.<br />>
