KaGee
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The husband had just finished reading a new book,<br /><br />'YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE'.<br /><br />He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on, YOU need to Know that I AM the MAN of this house, and my word is law!<br /><br />You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating My meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert afterward.<br />Then, after dinner, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax.<br />You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe.<br />Then you will massage my feet and hands.<br />Then after that's done, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?<br /><br />His wife replied...<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />."The funeral director would be my guess"<br /> 
