You might be a Redneck if: with a twist

[LadyFish]

We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, <br />country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns (or in Texas...deer rifles) and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. <br /><br />You might be a Redneck if: <br /><br />1. It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God." <br /><br />2. You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places. <br /><br />3. You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival". <br /><br />4. You remove your hat and bow your head when anyone prays. <br /><br />5. You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play our National Anthem. <br /><br />6. You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have. <br /><br />7. You've never burned an American flag, but would kick someone's BUTT that did. <br /><br />8. You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening. <br /><br />9 You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same. <br /><br />10. You'd give your last dollar to a friend. <br /><br />I believe that many of you, like me, have just enough Red Neck in you to have those same beliefs.

 

[Tyme2fish]

Re: You might be a Redneck if: with a twist

Amen.

 

[sangerwaker]

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Yup. Definitely a red neck here. No southern roots, but a redneck nonetheless.

 

[Pony]

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what sangerwaker said.....

 

[mvaughn]

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Hmm, sounds like I'm a Northern Redneck

 

[KaGee]

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Yep.... my southern roots are showin!

 

[one more cast]

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I'm a yankee redneck aka country hick and it really erks me when the national antham is played and people don't stand and remove their hats.

 

[dolluper]

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Northern redneck without the guns eh!!

 

[cntrydude]

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Redneck here for sure.

 

[Frankhanhart]

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Do Dutch rednecks count?

 

[Kenneth Brown]

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Heck yes Frank, welcome to the family. Pass him tha tatters and some stewed possum maw.

 

[Ron G]

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redneck to the core here,i can pee off my porch too

 

[stan_deezy]

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Er, I think I've been on iboats too long now cos I can answer yes to all of the above <br /><br />

 

[QC]

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West coast redneck here, with a coupla guns, NASCAR addiction and a lot of friends who believe the same . . .

 

[ZodFutMk2]

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Biggest difference between California Redneck and one from anywhere else?<br /><br />VW Bus up on blocks in the yard!<br /><br />Uhyup, it's a '62...it's da "tool bus"

 

[QC]

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I don't have any aircooled VWs now, but when I was a bachelor I lived in a house with seven of them between three roomates. We actually parked them on the front lawn . . .

 

[tommays]

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dam my neck is red<br /><br />tommays

 

[24tesla]

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Southern born and breed, but redneck by the grace of God.

 

[Limited-Time]

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You call it Red Neck, to me sounds like just pure AMERICAN!!

 

[Barbee Q]

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A true sign of a redneck is all the above and then some and not ashamed to push the car to the gas station while the kids are taking bets if you can make it without passing out..