SpinnerBait_Nut
Honorary Moderator Emeritus
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If you home is mobile and your 14 cars aren't.<br /><br />If the most common saying around your house <br />is "someone go jiggle the handle"<br /><br />If you have been married three times and still have the same in-laws.<br /><br />If your lawn furniture use to be your living room furniture.<br /><br />If your dog passes gas and you claim it.<br /><br />If you wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath"<br /><br />If your grandmother can properly execute the sleeper hold.<br /><br />If your underwear doubles as your bathing suit.<br /><br />If you own a waffle house credit card.<br /><br />If you consider your wife and mother-in-law dual air bags.<br /><br />If you have ever been accused of lying through your tooth<br /><br />If you think the nutcracker is something you did off the hi-dive.<br /><br />If you have ever had hot flashes at a cattle auction.<br /><br />If you wear a dress that is strapless and a bra that isn't.<br /><br />If somebody hollers ho-down and your girlfriend hits the floor.<br /><br />Then you might be a redneck.
