ddrieck
Senior Chief Petty Officer
- Joined
- Jul 12, 2007
- Messages
- 666
Sooooo, This has nothing to do with boating but its contribution to SHT. I bought my first house about 20 years ago and the back yard looked more like a cow pasture than a lawn. I get the new mower out to cut my new grass and after about 5 min. I hit a wood fence post stub and bend the crank on the new mower....arg. I get to looking and there are about 20 posts that have been cut off about 2'' from the ground. I get out the shovel and the high lift jack and begin to remove the stubs as my father had shown me years before, jack them out of the ground. Well....this is taking to long so I in my infanite wisdom, go get my truck and 3'' dia recovery strech rope. I hook one end ( did I mention the new widshield) to the stub and the other to the winch bumper (Did I mention windshild was installed that morning). I slowly start to back up and get the rope tight. Still backing up slowly I had an apifany....maybe I shoud lay a blanket over that rope to absorb the shock....all of a sudden, while having the apifany, the stub comes out of the ground and is headed at the windshield at mach 10. I stomp the throttle to the floor try and get ahead of the missle and to my supprise I go nowhere fast (did I mention truck was in 4 low).
long story short: The stub came through the windshield(did I mention the new winshield installed that morning) just missing my head as I duck out of the way, threw the back window and lands in the bed......Moral of the story: Listen to what your elders say and teach. And by all means slow down life is to short to get hit by a mach 10 fence post stub!!!
long story short: The stub came through the windshield(did I mention the new winshield installed that morning) just missing my head as I duck out of the way, threw the back window and lands in the bed......Moral of the story: Listen to what your elders say and teach. And by all means slow down life is to short to get hit by a mach 10 fence post stub!!!