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    2009 carnival ride

    Well, the second half of 2009 has been exciting here - a real roller coster. In July, my first grandchild was born to my daughter ? a grandson. Then on the last day of August, I underwent surgery to fuse 3 vertebrae. Man, they keep some GOOD drugs at that hospital. In September, my wife...
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    Refresh my memory

    I have forgotten the number of posts one has to have before they get 10% off. Anybody?
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    Pumpkin appropiate for these forums

    http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/Most-Emailed-Photos-wacky-race-county-fair/ss/1756/im:/091011/480/c52bb0b768744c87b87330a982c53001/
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    Some redneck qualifiers I haven't heard before

    and some I have. You're An EXTREME Redneck When..... 1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. 2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it. 3.. You've been married three times and still have the...
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    I don't weld, but for those that do....

    http://www.brewracingframes.com/id75.htm Common Cleaners Can Turn Into Poison Gas "Yep, I thought I was a goner this time! How simple it was to get in trouble. After seeing and reading so many warning labels, we tend to no longer pay them any heed. We buy chemicals and sprays at a local...
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    Hailing TD

    Well, we didn't getcha this year, but can you hear the footsteps coming. Tebow won't be around next year....but Eric Berry will.:D
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    Jon & Kate Plus 8?

    I've been hearing about this til I'm sick. I don't know who Jon is; I don't know who Kate is; I've never seen their show; I have no idea what's going on; and I'm over it. TV, move on, please, and get them outta my face. Anybody else absolutely sick of hearing about them and their drama. and...
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    In Grandpa's time

    How old is Grandpa??? Stay with this -- the answer is at the end. It will blow you away. One evening a grandson was talking to his grandfather about current events. The grandson asked his grandfather what he thought about the shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in...
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    Ever buy tires online?

    I haven't, but am looking for 4 Michelin LTX M/S 235/75R15. Right now, it looks like Tirerack.com is the front runner in price. They beat the local tire shop by about $350. I'll have to pay to have them mounted/balanced but I think I'll still come out ahead. Any experiences?
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    Dear Son

    LETTER FROM MOM Dearest Redneck Son, I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of your home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address because...
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    Microsoft, Yahoo finally reach agreement

    They'll never catch Google. "Microsoft and Yahoo reached a long-awaited partnership Wednesday in a bid to challenge Google's dominance in online search. Under the 10-year deal, searches on Yahoo.com will be powered by Microsoft's new Bing search engine. Yahoo, in turn, will be responsible for...
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    First Grandbuddy

    My first Grandbuddy was born this afternoon - a boy at 6 lb. 15 oz., 21 3/4 inches, at 4:22PM Eastern. Momma and son are both well, but Granny (my wife) is having a hard time containing her glee.
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    Hunting from a stand - redneck style

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    Forum Response

    Everybody complains about forum response here. I'd like to take this opportunity to compliment iboats for the work they've done. Response is the best I've seen in several years. Job well done, guys. Hope it's not just because everybody but me is on the water.:D
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    Interesting pic

    I thought this was an intersting pic. It's from a newsletter that I get. A power system line construction crew is using an implosive device to fuse a high-voltage transmission line to a dead-end device which is mounted to the transmission tower.
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    Rabbit Dog

    Guy hears about a rabbit dog for sale. Goes to check it out and the dog has no legs. He asks the owner how could the dog runs rabbits. He tells him, "Well, the wheelbarrow goes with the dog and I gaurantee this dog will run rabbits better than any rabbit dog you ever did see". I will even throw...
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    Duplicate Posts

    I've seen more duplicate posts lately. Doesn't anybody ever read the threads before posting. Sheesh!!!:D:D
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    Three Blondes in Heaven

    Three blondes died and found themselves standing before St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to tell him what Easter was. The first blonde said, "Easter is a holiday where they have a big feast and we give thanks and eat turkey." St. Peter said, "Noooooo,"...
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    The Optimist and the Pessimist (c&p)

    Two friends, one an Optimist and the other a Pessimist, could never quite agree on any topic of discussion. One day the Optimist decided he had found a good way to pull his friend out of his continual Pessimistic thinking. The Optimist owned a hunting dog that could walk on water. His plan...
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    The love story of Ralph and Edna...

    The love story of Ralph and Edna... Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Ralph suddenly...
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