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  1. heycods

    I feel so blessed

    MEN <br /><br />Men Are Just Happier People <br />What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white...
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    B.C.

    If You Gotta Go, Start Early<br />>>> =============================<br />>>> <br />>>> A very proper lady began planning a week's camping vacation for<br />>>> her and her Baptist Church group. She wrote to a campground for<br />>>> reservations. She wanted to make sure that the campground...
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    Why

    Cindy Sheehan asked President Bush, "Why did my son have to die in Iraq?"<br /><br /> <br /><br />Another mother asked President Kennedy, "Why did my son have to die in Viet Nam?"<br /><br /> <br /><br />Another mother asked President Truman, "Why did my son have to die in Korea?<br /><br /> <br...
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    Temperance

    A southern Baptist minister was completing a temperance sermon. <br />With great emphasis he said, <br />"If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." <br /><br /> <br />With even greater emphasis he said, <br />"And if I had all the wine in the world...
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    Bush makes a good trade (troll?)

    As President Bush gets off the helicopter in front of the White House, he is carrying a baby pig under each arm.<br /><br />A squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says, "Nice pigs, sir."<br /><br />The President replies: "These are not pigs, Marine. These are authentic...
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    arkansas farmer

    An Arkansas farmer got in his pickup and drove to a neighboring farm and knocked at the farmhouse door. A young boy about 9 opened the door. <br /><br />"Is yer Dad home?" the farmer asked. <br /><br />"No sir, he ain't," the boy replied. "He went into town." <br /><br />"Well, said the farmer...
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    Evil Woman

    A married couple are driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles per hour.<br /> The wife is behind the wheel.<br /><br /> Her husband suddenly looks across at her and<br />speaks in a clear voice "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."<br /><br /> The wife...
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    Blonde Ranchers wife

    Amy, a blonde Texan city girl, marries a Texas rancher.<br /><br /><br />One morning, on his way out to check on the cows the rancher says to Amy,<br />"The artificial insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our<br />cows today. I drove a nail into the two-by-four just above the...
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    California

    California 156 years ago!<br /><br />Do you know what happened this week back in 1850, in California? <br /><br />It became a state.<br />The State had no electricity.<br />The State had no money.<br />Almost everyone spoke Spanish.<br />There were gun fights in the streets.<br /><br />So...
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    I remember when,

    All the girls had ugly gym uniforms? <br /><br />It took five minutes for the TV warm up? <br /><br /><br />Nearly everyone's Mom was at home when the kids got home from school? <br /><br />Nobody owned a purebred dog? <br /><br /><br />When a quarter was a decent allowance? <br /><br />You'd...
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    Moving to Texas

    Experiencing technical difficultys.
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    Yellow mustard

    I Love Mustard. (This is a true story. If you have children you will probably relate to this father.)<br /><br />As ham sandwiches go, it was perfection: a thick slab of ham on a fresh bun with crisp lettuce and<br />plenty of expensive, light brown, gourmet mustard. The corners of my jaw aching...
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    A troll? make of it what you will C&P off my buddys site

    Too Stupid<br /><br />To run their own country?<br /><br />This obviously politically incorrect question might be offensive, but it is likely to be the most important question we could answer, if we can just answer it honestly and accept the reality that most Americans have been trying to avoid...
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    I cant figure this out

    General Motors, just recently announced they were thinking of going into bankruptcy. They also announced they have lost billions of dollars. In addition they announced that automobile sales were at an all-time low. <br /><br />What I can't figure out is why the he!! their stock keeps climbing...
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    stupid things

    Here are a few things to think about that you probably have never thought about;<br /> <br />Can you cry under water?<br /> <br />How important does a person have to be before they are considered<br />assassinated instead of just murdered?<br /> <br />Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...
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    One for us Old white haired Dudes

    > An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening<br />> > with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking<br />> > for a special ring for his girlfriend.<br />> > The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and<br />> >...
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    Wet, and new Baby

    It was a good night. :D <br />
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    CALIFORNIA'S 'GAY HISTORY' BILL ADVANCES

    CALIFORNIA'S 'GAY HISTORY' BILL ADVANCES<br /><br />Schools Will Promote Same-Sex 'Marriages'<br /><br />Even sex-change operations to kids<br /><br />A California Senate committee has approved a bill requiring "gay history" to be included in public school textbooks. The bill now moves to the...
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    The Price of Kids these Days

    The Price of Children This is just too good not to pass on to all.<br /> Something absolutely positive for a change. I have repeatedly seen the<br />breakdown of the cost of raising a child, but this is the first time I have<br />seen the rewards listed this way. It's really nice.<br /><br />...
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    States Rights (Wymoming Cowboys) C&P

    States 1 The Feds - 0<br /><br />The power of localism<br /><br />County sheriffs in Wyoming have scored a big one for the 10th Amendment and states rights. The sheriffs slapped federal intrusion upside the head and are insisting that all federal law enforcement officers and personnel from...
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