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    New store for women only

    A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is comprised of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.<br /><br />There is, however, a catch. As you open the door...
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    Right out of Bill Gates back yard!! He He He

    Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)<br /><br />Redmond, WA -- Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced yesterday the introduction of a new product for Windows XP: Microsoft Panhandling.<br /><br />"The idea came to me the other day when a homeless man asked...
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    The NEW Florida State Line Welcome Sign!!

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    How do ya get rid of a Lawyer?

    http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/11/04/lawyer.shot.ap/index.html <br /><br />I guess the best way is to let them do it to themselves:-)<br /><br />This story right here from our own Seattle!!
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    Voting Day necessities

    Tuesday is Election Day. Here are some pointers to keep in mind when heading to the polls:<br /><br />-If at all possible, vote before work. That way, you can make smug comments to non-voters all day long. <br />-The new electronic voting machines are complicated. But don't worry: Octogenarians...
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    Funny Stories / Adventures

    Rather than muck up someone else's thread, I thought it would be fun to post the funniest stories you can come up with. This come up when I was discussing the pit cooked pig and the fellowship with friends around the pit all night. One of the funniest things I remember happened in hunt camp, the...
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    The greatest John Kerry movie

    I believe even Kerry lovers can appreciate this one!!!<br /><br />www.thedissidentfrogman.com/dacha/index.html<br /><br />Just go there and click on the little red button. It isn't very long, maybe a minute or so...let me know what you think, fixin :rolleyes: :D :p :rolleyes:
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    Eagle Z6100 Fish Finder

    I just received the z6100 I bought from eBay, and it is in great working condition. I think I have it mostly figured out, but am hoping SOMEONE here may have a copy of the manual they could run off a copy for me. I know some are worried about copyrights, but this thing is so out of date the...
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    In honor of DeputyDawg and BubbaCat

    Actually this thread is to allow folks to relate their stories about their local / not-so-local heroes, our United States Police Departments. It is one of the most honorable vocations, yet so despised, but usually only by those who fear them. Toom any people teach their little ones that if they...
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    Krispy Kreme

    As a kid, the only doughnuts available in the area I grew up in were KK's...we sold them as fund raisers for school, church, etc...now I get to see how Yuppies all over Washington can be "overtaken" by a desire to buy the sweetest and most deelishus doughgob as KK begins their reign in...
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    Our Friend

    <br /><br />'Nuff said!!!
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    At the risk of losing friends, Kerry jokes are here!!!

    A teacher in a small Vermont town asks her class how many of them are John Kerry fans. Not really knowing what a John Kerry fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy. The teacher asks Little Johnny why he has decided to be different. Johnny...
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    Droopy pants...finally beaten!!

    Pages | 1 | <br />DUNLAP, Ind.<br /><br />An outraged father of a seventh-grader says an assistant principal duct-taped his son's pants to keep them from sagging then sent him back to class.<br /><br />Scott Allison told the Concord School Board on Monday that his 12-year-old son, Spencer, said...
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    66 Rude 40HP Carb question

    I have successfully taken my boat out twice now, and it ran like a dream both times. However, on the second trip, after running around for about an hour, we were returning to the dock, and when I took it down to low idle to tie up, the engine died. It would only restart after choking it and then...
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    Older (1966) Evinrude parts...where???

    Does anyone know of a good place to order parts for older Evinrude motors? I am looking to get a lower end repair / seal kit and cannot find a site with those available...Maybe I am looking in the wrong places, but iBoats.com seems to not have any, and other locations I have looked didn't serve...
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    Lee Craft boats

    Does anyone know where to get info on Lee Craft boats? I searched the web, but all I can find is a page that tells about the history of the company, and now Lee Craft is all R/C boats...<br /><br />I know VERY little about boats in general, but I went to a yard sale and this guy had this little...
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    Question from a TRUE newbie, so don't laugh!!!

    I am preparing to take my boat out for the first time...and I do mean first time!! Someone PLEASE instruct me how and what I should do, step by step if possible, to get the boat into the water off the trailer. I know I need someone to help and hold the lines while someone else (me) drives the...
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    66 40HP Rude not getting fuel

    My engine has sat for 2 years. I drained the carb bowl, flushed the bowl with new fuel, cleaned the plugs, and can get the engine to run if I spray fuel into the carb throat. However, it doesnt seem to be getting fuel into the cylinders via the carb. What should I do, short of removing the carb...
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    Eagle Z6000 Fish Finder

    I purchased a boat last week and it has the aforementioned fish finder installed, and it appears to be functional (comes on and displays a screen), but I cannot find an owners manual or instructions online anywhere...do any of you salts know where to get one or perhaps HAVE one laying around I...
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    1966 40 HP Evinrude Ignition Switch

    Am I the only one here with one of these engines? I bought this 1969 Lee Craft 15' runabout last week, and the previous owner had lost the key. Is the only option to buy a new switch? How do I know what the wiring is for the new switch? What is the "Kill Circuit" mentioned in the packaging for a...
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