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    New math....C/P

    ROMANCE MATHEMATICS <br />Smart man + smart woman = romance <br />Smart man + dumb woman = affair <br />Dumb man + smart woman = marriage <br />Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy <br />______________________________ <br />OFFICE ARITHMETIC <br />Smart boss + smart employee = profit <br />Smart...
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    Have to brag again!

    Have to give my wife a pat on the back and brag a little. <br /><br />A month and a half ago she was called to be a long term substitute teacher in a special ed classroom, with the possibility of full time. When she started there were 3 children that the school staff said could not read, could...
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    Mountain lion in my neighborhood

    The other day a neighbor reported seeing a large cougar in her back yard. Checking there were definate tracks in the yard.<br />The crazy thing is for some reason Nebraska game and parks will not confirm sightings in Nebraska. A couple of years ago a man I know saw an adult cat with 3 cubs on a...
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    Slow but steady getting project done

    It is taking forever, but working alone what can I expect. More pictures of my building project.<br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /> <br /><br /> <br /><br /> <br /><br /> <br /><br /><br /> This is what I posted about a month ago.<br /><br /> <br /><br />
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    Hunting last night.....too funny

    Anyone who knows me knows this time of year I am wrapped up in raccoon hunting. Last night was a good night for hunting. Didn't see anything walking this one peice of ground, so walked back to the truck to leave. Just then my friend see's a very large raccoon walking down the corn field not...
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    Want to build a boat for rescue services...

    Looking for ideas and or plans on building a powered boat for search and rescue mainly on the river. The river runs from 6 inches to 6 feet, mainly shallow with sandy bottom. Need something that will run upstream against a mild current, but will also be powerful enough to navigate upstream in...
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    Today is the day!

    Today is the official opening of trapping season for me. Try to finance Christmas with trapping, but haven't done much good the last few years. <br /><br />This morning I woke up with a sore throat, headache, fever and soaked in sweat, and the usual aching back, legs and shoulders. Kids gave...
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    My 2 year old almost burned my house down

    This morning I was sitting there watching Springer contemplating life. As I was thinking of washing dishes I suddenly smelled smoke. It smelled like electrical problems at first. I jumped up and did the flight of the butterfly around the house trying to find where it came from. Couldn't see...
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    Only 12 days left!

    Only 12 days to racoon season! I about have all my traps ready, just need to soak skunk smell out of a few. My box traps only need two spots welded and I am ready to go. Am going scouting tonight on some new land I have to trap this year, should be promising. I also have an old rock quary this...
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    Finally pictures of my newest project.

    This coming weekend, if I get enough done by then, am going to have a shingling party. Anyone wanting to come let me know!<br /><br /> <br /><br /> <br /><br /> <br /><br />The best part of this is the cost. All of the 2x4 lumber and a majority of the 1/2 inch sheeting were free! The...
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    Math quiz

    A guy goes into a bar for a drink. This bar has a policy. The bartender tells the customer a number. If the customer answers back with the correct number of their own, then they get a free drink.<br /><br />The customer sees the first one come in. Bartender says 6, the customer answers 3...
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    New York over-reacting?

    Just read on my local ISP newspage that after the threat to the New York subway system, the city placed thousands of uniformed officers in the subways for security. <br />Security officials in Washington have said that the city over-reacted to the threat.<br /><br />Will nothing please these...
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    Wifes new job...maybe

    As some of you may remember my wife graduated from the University of Nebraska in December with a degree in elementary education and special education. Since then she has been substitute teaching waiting for a job to come open.<br /><br />Last week she was called to work in a neighboring town...
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    Video Game unofficial poll

    Now that my kids are old enough to use as an excuse, been thinking of buying a video game system for "them".<br /><br />Have an old Playstation now, and am surprised at how good my kids do with it. Since games are hard or impossible to find now, I am thinking of buying a newer game system. I'm...
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    Finally home with my kids!

    As some of you know from my recent posts, I left a week ago Sunday for a meeting. Came back Tuesday to see my uncle in hospital with a broken leg. Got home late Tuesday night, worked Wednesday night overtime. Thursday I was called to work early to go on an 8 hour transport. Left right after that...
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    Who said FEMA is slow?

    Last week they got around to helping the victims of the civil war who lost their homes.
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    What did you learn growing up?

    The thread about stupid stunts growing up made me think. <br />Here are my observations about life, and good rules that have brought me through to adulthood (a thing my mother never thought possible).<br /><br />If it says flamable, go outside before lighting it.<br /><br />If the fireworks say...
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    Prayers requested...

    My 70+ year old uncle was injured today working cattle.<br /><br />To start with I need to give some background to really get a grip on what we are in for.<br /><br />Back in 1919 my great grandfather purchased some land from the Souix Indian tribe, back when it was legal for tribal members to...
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    Another true moron!

    Met another one the other day!<br /><br />This man, in his early 60's, was caught steeling a John Deere backhoe. He had a brilliant plan. Come to town with a borrowed truck and a hydraulic tilt trailer, pull right up in front of the local implement dealer. Drive the backhoe onto the trailer...
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