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    Hey Lady you have something on the side of your boat

    My top list of things you can get stopped for: Speeding, weaving in the road, yelling at kids, DUI of fishing, California stop w/boat, Running a red light, lights not working on trailor, (those are all this things I did wrong that weekend) Not the fish hanging from the back of my boat......<br...
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    I forgot something yesturday

    Late afternoon I finally got out to the lake.. I got all the way out there and not a soul on the lake, no cars or people, not even a ranger. It was so gorgeous and it was hardly windy too. I stayed in the 5 mile zone, becuase of all the motor problems I have had lately.. I anchored in a nice...
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    Kids don't eat live fish camping

    For a joke I served my son a live fish for dinner at our camping trip. He was about 7 yrs old.. He jumped up and yelled as he tossed the trout up over his head. It went flying through the air and the poor fish hit our neighbor camping next to us. I just can't understand why they moved four spots...
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    Cooking with baby power- fish taste like SH.....TT

    Well, late April I went fishing and came back that nite to cook dinner.. I was out of ritz crackers and saltines, so I broke down and used the small contianer of old flour that I hardly used in ages. Well, I , of course used it to cook the fish.. My son comes in from playing outside and had this...
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    Guy falls and managed to save his fake leg

    Sit Back and relax.. Relax take a deep breath and take the cigarette out of your mouth.. Deep Breath and out... Relaxed....Now Picture this beautiful setting, out in the mountains lush green wilderness. A small river coming through two small inclines of mountain top, your right there, fishing...
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    Cleaning the boat- things not to do.

    I like to try to clean the boat everytime i take it out.. The problem is the rails on the trailor get in the way.. Well, I thought about it for awhile and it dawns on me to use my 10ton floor jack and a piece of wood. So I'm doing the bottom of the boat, thinking I'm pretty cool and smart.. A...
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    Fish Date part #2 / What happened to your pole??

    Heres one I'm sure ladies can relate too.. I go on what I thought was a real Fish Date.. "You know both bring poles." I meet him at the boat ramp and we set off in his boat, we go about a good 7 miles up Sac. to a nice rocky area in the river. Great for trout fishing.. We were going to do some...
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    What ever you do don't leave the store without this in your truck

    I wanted to take my son on a little fishing/camping trip some years back. So I got all the things together and last stop was the store.. Well I got the food and off I went headed too, of course north to Redding, going to Trinity River... Well, I stopped off at Redding to top off the gas tank and...
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    Catfish just love baby ducks

    I didn't know this, but I soon found out why all the baby ducks keeped disappearing from the pond across the street. I thought it was a fox, cat, coon, or skunk getting to them.. So I set up a trap and nothing.. For 2 weeks I caught nothing and still baby's were missing.. Then one day I was...
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    Tree fishing/limb broke

    I thought I would get a better shot at the old trout hole, so I climbed up the the tree that was over seeing part of the stream.. I get myself setup really nice and comfy like.. It was a beautiful site watching the fish swimming through the water.. The water sparkling so pretty and you can see...
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    Tuna Rod on Ebay / not just for fishing

    O.K. I used to sell on ebay to make extra money.. Well, I picked up this ugly Tuna Rod at an auction, by accident..This stupid thing was over 11ft. long.. I thought I was bidding on an antique lantern.. I put it in the back yard and it sat there for about 3 weeks.. Then it hit me while I wasss...
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    Shopping cart surfing-boat not necessary

    I know this really doesn't have anything to do with boating, but it was just to funny.. I had to go into town today and I'm sitting at the light waiting, when I hear this rolling sound of a loud cart going by.. NO SHT, Here comes 3 guys crossing the street next to the jail, 2 were on bikes and...
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    SET YOUR HOOK and DUCK

    Heres one for you guys not do... This is typical for me to do.. I am so sick and tired of losing fish that I can't quite hook.. So I decided to give a little extra yake... Well I should of weaved to left or right, becuase I ducked instead and I caught a Fish right in the face... Thank God it was...
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    I got caught fishing in my neighbors pond/ I have picture

    Well, I have the picture, but I don't know how to post it on web-site.. I can't figure out the UBB code or what to put to send the picture, So if you really want to see it you'll have e-mail me. I have no idea about URL either...Anyway e-mail me at Brookfarm100@wmconnect.com my son took a couple..
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    2 Broken Boats race for dock/boy in tube wins..

    Ok, I am not too proud of this, So here it goes.. I fixed my boat again, quick fix by sanding the pionts and put the flywheel back on top(there is much more I forgot to do)...So read on.. I called a friend up and talked him into Going to Black Butte lake. He has a 75hp flat bottom fish boat and...
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    Boyfriend with truck Battery /me holding the rope/no plug

    My boyfriend and his buddy bought a old 1955 boat in 1988-89. I was 20 yrs old at the time and remember when it was our first turn to get the boat.. So we drive all the way up to Green Peter Lake from Albany.. NOW, Stop laughing, It is a real Lake in Oregon. I was there for almost 10yrs. before...
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    Never check your Spark plugs in 5ft of water

    Yes, I did the most stupidest thing last week. When my motor was miss firing in 5mile zone, I thought I would just check the plugs real quick. Pulled the top plug out while tedering my rear off the side again. Well somebody goes by in a boat of course and shoots me a nice wave to play with. Why...
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    Shoplifting fish at W-M/ 2 women are released

    I got a phone call this morning on a salmon report for Sac. River this fine windy morning. And he starts reading me the stupid burglary reports and No SHT, It had in the paper that 2 women get arrested on suspesion of stealing 4 fish out of wal-mart. The fish totaled a whole .28 cents. They were...
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    Check your Brakes- Before you leave

    From here on out I always check to see if my Brakes work.. The 4th of July this year I planned to take the kids out to the lake.. Spent about $100 bucks on junk, gas and food that we would need. As I was backing up out of my driveway I put on the Brakessssssss.. Nothing as my boat settled in the...
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    Friends don't let friends back up boats

    I have 2 friends, these 2 go out to test drive the boat and do some fishing. He just got his boat out of the repair shop and promised to take me.. Did they take me? HEK no. Anyway they get back early and one is just soaking wet and P O , plus torn pants and bump on head. While the other guy is...
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