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    Southern Honeymoon

    Hillbilly Honeymoon<br /><br />A hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The husband jumped into bed to wait while his wife was getting herself ready. The wife came out of the bathroom in a sexy negligee and said, "Honey, I have something to tell you. I'm a virgin." <br /><br...
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    "One Nation, Under God"

    Lest we forget our Nation roots--I present a c/p-<br /><br />'Under God'? No question<br />By PAT BOONE<br />Last Updated: Dec. 6, 2003<br />In 1954, a skinny 20-year-old kid from Nashville was on the brink of a dream come true - a career in entertainment and music. Even then, he knew something...
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    Funny Friday

    A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?" The little girl replies, "I want a Barbie and Action Man. <br /> <br />"Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says, "I thought...
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    Locked and Loaded--"C" Ya

    Thanks M1 &JB for the reply to that thread I started. I would send this message via email to you--but-am not aware of how to contact you via email. So I post this.<br /><br />JB, not upset at all. I could care less what folks do within letter of law. The only people I wish to guide and influence...
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    JB and *****s

    To JB-- you have "poofed"-as others put it, threads or topics you thought unacceptable to iboats for business purposes. Good enough.--<br /><br />I have remained silent on the ***** topics 'cause of lack of interest.<br /><br />--BUT--iboats allowing (via these posts)or endorsing support of...
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    From Sea To Shining Sea

    Check out this link--be sure your sound is on--<br />--sign me "Proud American"--<br /> America
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    C&P-------Funny----

    Twenty Years <br /><br />"A woman awakens during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a large tumbler of scotch in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring...
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    Merc Mod 650-'72-'75 vs '76-'79 Switchbox

    Does anyone know what the difference between the model years posted switchboxes are--ie--the p/n 114-4796 box for '72-'75 model 650 3cyl as compared to the p/n 114-7778 for model 650 3 cyl.<br /><br />These are Rapair CDI aftermarket boxes. I note that the 114-7778 box is listed for many later...
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    Horse Ride

    Horseback Ride <br /> <br />A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and <br />the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from...
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    Its A Huntin' Shak Baaabeeee-Huntin Shak-Thats Where Its At--

    (to the tune of the B52s Love Shak)<br /><br />Only two more weeks 'till Wisconsin gun White Tail huntin' opener. OHH Boyyyyy---I'm probably getting only half as excited as Ray did over his truck.--But---<br />--Its only two more weeks till I see the turdy pointer--Its a huntin shak baaaabee--me...
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    1972 Merc M650 Ignition Coil Help

    Would someone know what resistance values I should expect when measuring the primary and secondary windings in this coil?<br /><br />For primary, I am probing at "+" terminal and ground terminal. <br />For secondary I am probing at same ground terminal and socket for 8mm coil wire to...
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    1972 Merc M650 Switchbox Help

    I have tested my p/n 332-4796A3 switchbox per procedure from links I found here. Box is dead.<br /><br />Does any member here have info, etc., to repair this box. I've wiewed posts regarding member "Schematic" having opened a box up and repaired internal PC board. I sure would like to attempt a...
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    Ebay Item For SBN

    me thinks SBN may be interested in this item--<br /><br /> BOMB SELECTOR <br /> :D :D :D
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    Mod 650 Spark

    Hello all,<br />Can I safely jumper the "red" terminal to the "white" terminal on a 1972 Merc 650 to test for spark? I would jumper at the powerhead terminal block. I would pull motor over w/ length of rope via flywheel. Could this damage rectifier, switch box or other electrical stuff.<br />I...
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    What The Heck------------------->

    For those who love the philosophy of hypocrisy and ambiguity, you gotta love these...<br /><br />2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.....<br /><br />3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.<br /><br />4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and...
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    Skanky Beast Center Controls

    Hey JasonJ,<br />Is that pvc pipe in the center of your hull where you routed your steering and engine cables? <br />Can you provide some details or give some direction as to pcv size, your cable layout, min radius of steering cable, etc. <br />thanks Jason,<br />Pat
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    Poly -N- Wood -N- Glass Trick?

    found this at a wood boat site--site is dedicated to the famous "Mini Max" 8' plywood hydro--mostly completed one once--lost interest (and was broke)--burned 'er.<br />Here's the quote:<br />"If you use polyester resin to tape the seams or glass the bottom, here's the most important tip of all...
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    Hey Castaway ?????

    what the heck is that vid clip w/ the door in you signature???? <br />---the BOMB is cool---bettin SBN feels same :D
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    Another Beast

    Having appreciated what JasonJ did with his Skanky Beast project I have to do the same--ie-build my own center counsol fishing/utility boat.<br />She is a 1980 ASI Imperial,16 feet. Bought 'er for $39 from Ebay Have already gutted shot seats and junk carpet after these photos were shot.<br...
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    Green Clinton Mod 40

    Please help--need year, etc. inf on Clinton Mod 40<br />OB. I understand is a 4hp motor--and so on. <br /><br />BTW, searched around this forum and did not find any info--<br />Thanks all,<br />
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