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    Heed This Warning !!

    To all Grandfathers: <br /><br /><br /> <br /><br />Heed this warning: <br /> <br />Do NOT lose your Grandkids in the Mall! <br /><br />A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a <br />uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my grandpa!" <br /><br />The cop asked...
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    NEW!!! Redneck Medical Terms

    NEW!!! Redneck Medical Terms<br /><br />Benign................What you be after you be eight.<br /><br />Bacteria...............Back door to cafeteria.<br /><br />Barium.................What you do with dead folks.<br /><br />Cauterize..........Made eye contact with her.<br /><br...
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    25 or 50 - 1?

    1974 evenrude, 2 stroke ,85 hp.,<br /> don't remember if it mixed 25 or 50 - 1 . <br />could someone clue me in on this ? ....Thanks :confused:
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    HeY Techno! DID YOU KNOW?

    Did You Know?<br /><br />If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat up one cup of coffee.<br /><br />The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head...
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    I want it My way!!!

    She didn't get it her way and called 911 :rolleyes: <br /> http://www.ejbdotcom.net/content/363.html
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    Tugboats

    This is another great story of Luck. Check this one out<br />boys.<br /> <br /> http://www.dancetc.com/towboat.html
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    Hungry Little Fish

    Once in a lifetime :eek: Iv'e never seen anything like this happen! :D :D <br /> http://www.break.com/index/samefish_105485.html
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    Last in Line

    >A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone<br />>inside dies. As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Paradise and<br />>meet their maker, God decides to grant each person one wish because of the<br />>grief they have experienced.<br />><br...
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    Do not read this!!

    Do not read this!! Do not read this!! <br /><br /> <br />I used to work for this pencil factory many years ago and had to be there at 4am to do the maint on the machines before the 1st shift came in. It was a warm summer morning and I was flying down the back roads enjoying the solitude on my...
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    A Pirate's Life

    A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."<br /><br />"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."<br /><br />"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."<br /><br />"Well, we were in a battle...
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    FUNERAL COSTS !!

    FUNERAL COSTS <br /><br /><br />A woman's husband dies. He had left $30,000 to be used for an elaborate funeral. After everything is done at the funeral home and cemetery, she tells her closest friend that "there is absolutely nothing left from the $30,000." <br /><br />The friend asks, "How...
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    Need Info

    Anyone able to give me a link to a site for information on inland lake channel markers and bouys? :confused:
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    Walmart to Mrs. Gutierrez

    Walmart to Mrs. Gutierrez <br /><br /><br />Dear Mrs. Gutierrez <br /><br /><br />Over the past six months, your husband, Mr. C. Gutierrez has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this type of behavior and have considered banning the entire family from shopping in any...
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    What is this thing and whats it do?

    This is on my evenrude 175 hp outboard and I have no idea what it is or for ! :confused: :confused: <br /> http://i5.tinypic.com/11tbpjq.jpg <br />Can any of you experts id this ? It round , has wires running from it , looks like fuel lines on it and a White plastic lever /handle on...
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    This is good

    A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.<br /> While on the operating table she had a near death Experience. Seeing God<br /> she asked "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2<br />months and 8 days to live.<br /> Upon recovery, the woman...
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    CRACKED POT !!

    Subject : CRACKED POT<br /> <br /> Just a thought to brighten your day! <br /> > > > <br /> An elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends <br /> <br />of a pole which she carried across her neck. One of the pots had a <br /> <br />crack in it while the other...
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    Memorial Day

    *A Soldier's Tale*<br /><br /><br />*He was getting old and paunchy<br />And his hair was falling fast,<br />And he sat around the Legion,<br />Telling stories of the past.<br /><br />Of a war that he once fought in<br />And the deeds that he had done,<br />In his exploits with his buddies;<br...
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    Got A Face ?

    Well We have talked, aruged, made each other smile/laugh,sent our prayers ,and well wishes, and helped all who needed advice. <br /> Now lets see you handsome , cute little faces! :) For better or worse thats me on the left of your screen, Middle is my Daughter Shelly , Right is the warden...
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    Old Man On A Moped !!

    A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a Quad Turbo RX-7. It is the best and most expensive car in the world, and it runs him 500,000 EURO. He takes it out for a spin and, while doing so, stops for a red light. An old man on a moped (looking about 90 years old) pulls up next...
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    Take the Test for Fun !

    Im a corvette! Which car are you?<br /> http://www.tomorrowland.us/sportscar/
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