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    What's the skinny on tire sizes?

    I need to buy snow tires for my truck which curently has 235-75-R16 all seasons on it. Apparently this is an odd size and I'm having trouble finding snow tires in that size. Every place I have called has recomended a different size. How much can you mess with the width and height dimensions...
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    Who's your favorite comedian?

    Mine is Lewis Black. He's just keeps getting funnier every time I listen to him. "There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice. But they couldn't sell soy juice, so they called it soy milk. Because any time you say soy juice, you actually start to gag."
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    Want a good laugh?

    101 Dumbest Moments in Business http://money.cnn.com/galleries/2007/biz2/0701/gallery.101dumbest_2007/index.html
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    Now this here is a MAN'S chain saw...

    http://www.joe-ks.com/MultiMedia/UltimateChainsaw.wmv
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    AMD vs Intel Processors

    I'm helping a friend in college with limited funds upgrade his computer. I used to work for a shop building machines but I'm a little out of the loop when it comes to the new processors. Looks like the Athlon XP 2600+ is the rough equivalent to a P4 2.8GHz. Is this correct? I'm not looking at...
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    Christmas Carols for the Disturbed

    1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets...
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    Children's Books That Didn't Make It

    1. You Are Different and That's Bad 2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables 3. Dad's New Wife Roger 4. Fun Four-Letter Words to Know and Share 5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book 6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking 7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her 8...
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    Another lawyer joke...

    One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to...
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    How to tell the sex of a fly

    A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh. Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?" He responded, "3 were on a beer...
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    Is this the dumbest scam you've ever seen?

    I normally don't even read this crap but I almost snorted my coffee when I read this. :)
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    2001 Silverado Daytime lights have never worked

    2001 Chevy Silverado. When I start the truck the head lights come on, day or night. I have never seen the Daytime Running Lights work since I bought this truck (used). Any ideas?
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    Best type of Brake Pads for towing?

    Going to replace pads on my truck and would like some feedback from you guys.<br /><br />Thanks,<br />Brian
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    She was Soooooooo Blonde...

    She was Soooooooo Blonde<br />* She thought a quarterback was a refund.<br />* She thought General Motors was in the army.<br />* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.<br />* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.<br />* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she...
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    Spiders

    A father watched his daughter playing in the garden.<br />He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was.<br />Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and<br />noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. "Daddy,what are those two...
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    96 Hyundai Accent Headlight Low Beams are out

    High Beams, Hazard and Tail lamps work fine. Low Beams (both) are out.<br /><br />Checked all fuses in the dash fuse box. Tested OK.<br /><br />Checked for continuity on the Headlamp Relay in the engine compartment. Also swapped with another identical relay to test. Tested OK.<br /><br />What am...
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    Hillary's Pregnant (joke)

    Hillary Clinton went for her annual exam. After the exam, the OB-GYN told her that she was pregnant, and in great shape. Hillary couldn't believe the news and stormed out of the office. She rushed to her limo and picked up the phone to call Slick Willie..<br /><br />"You got me pregnant! How...
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    Three kick rule. Old Farmer.

    A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Indiana. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence.<br /><br />As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.<br /><br />The litigator...
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    Brooklyn Tony

    Yikes!!!!! :eek:
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    Dog's & Cat's

    FROM A DOG'S DAILY DIARY:<br /><br />8:00 a.m. Oh, boy! Dog food! My favorite!<br />9:30 a.m. Oh, boy! A car ride! My favorite!<br />9:40 a.m. Oh, boy! A walk! My favorite!<br />10:30 a.m. Oh, boy! Getting rubbed and petted! My favorite!<br />11:30 a.m. Oh, boy! Dog food! My favorite!<br />Noon-...
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    Bag limit of two?

    <br /><br />This kills me!! :D
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