Thanks for the tip. We have a small volunteer FD and I'm friends with them.(they like my beer cans). I'll give them a holler. Maybe I can slip my boat in in-between the ladder and and the pump..or just wait and see what Ted comes up with!
I don't think tinfoil hats would work with a party line but I did put duct tape on my computers camera. LOL. I remember my mom speaking German to her mom when on the community phone.. I guess privacy was important to them. These days your out of luck on that privilege..
That boat looks like it's been sitting for years, you will be lucky to get it out of the field on the current tires. I would pull the wheels, grease bearings, get new tires and maybe rent a motel room for the night before trying to move it..
I put ball valves in mine 2 years ago and they did fine last winter, can't comment on the longevity but at least you can reach them easy enough and still rod them..