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  1. dolluper

    To sue or Not

    In Newfoundland Canada the people living there are known as Newfie's so the don't mind when someone relates to them as such they have a very good sence of humor,this is one about one taking to his lawyer<br />Newfie calls up his lawyer and asks. "Wid all them there lawsuits<br /><br /> going...
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    Canada Welcomes All

    Canadian Immigration Test<br /><br /> How to pass an immigration test in Canada...<br /><br /> Amir was trying to get into Canada legally through Immigration. The<br /><br /> Officer said, " Amir , you have passed all the tests, except there is<br /><br /> one more test...
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    Listen Up

    I wish I was eight<br /> I Wish I Was 8<br /><br /><br /> A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be eight again." she replied.<br /><br /> On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her off to...
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    Reconized

    I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW<br />DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.<br /><br />SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME<br />NAME<br />HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO. COULD...
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    Any tips cutting out Transom

    This weekend I'm pulling the top off my 15 1/2' Steury and getting at the transom repair I'm planning on cutting 1" around from sides and bottom inside glass would this be a good idea or should I go as close as possible any thoughts or tips for repairing the complete transom would be greatly...
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    Court Questions

    These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things<br />people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published<br />by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges<br />were actually taking place.<br /><br />ATTORNEY: Are...
  7. dolluper

    DR BILL

    Subject: Doctor BILL....<br /><br /><br />Doctor BILL slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring...
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    mouse drivers Win95

    I have been playing with 3 computers I got at an auction as cheap as dirt and old as it to One has Windows95 sound card,modem,serial ports for a mouse.So I got an adaptor serial to pc/2 and when I add hardware it comes up with to insert driver floppy before it will install which I don't have<br...
  9. dolluper

    Women 101

    WORDS WOMEN USE<br />FINE<br />This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.<br /><br />FIVE MINUTES<br /><br />If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the...
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    Help Desk

    This is the actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support<br /> employee (now I know why they record these conversations)<br /><br /> "Rich Hall computer assistance; may I help you?"<br /> "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."<br /> "What sort of trouble?"<br />...
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    Lesson Learnt

    On the weekend I was going to an auction of 4 estates together and by mistake I asked the wife to come. It was cold that morning and a very good chance it was going to rain [forcasted]Well the wife said yes so we go get there and theres lots of real nice tools and other household items some real...
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    New Warning Labels

    Subject: Something you should know<br /><br /><br />> Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor<br />> <br />> manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following<br />> <br />> warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol<br />> <br...
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    Police Pullover

    A cop stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. Since<br />he's in a good mood that day he decides he might give the fellow a break and<br />write him out a warning instead of a ticket. So, he asks the man his name.<br /><br />"Fred," the driver replies.<br /><br /><br...
  14. dolluper

    Dumb Questions

    That rental thread sparked the old light blub. When I was in the garage business I actually had a female gendered person ask me if there was a rental fee on the waterpump I was throwing on her car,I cracked up so bad I had to excuse myself and have one of my workers finish serving her So have...
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    Waste or Not

    I don't know how many times I've cleaned up the garage and sheds ,moved stuff out to shed then move it back to the garage and visa versa Every time I do this I find something that I thaught was lost, it's almost like a treasure hunt.I'm starting to think it's a big waste of time to organize then...
  16. dolluper

    No More Stress

    Try the cure here Turn Sound On Click Nose<br />don't wear it out :D :D <br /> http://members.cox.net/ladysarakat/piggy.swf
  17. dolluper

    Wisdom

    Indian Wisdom........ & ... it makes sense....<br /><br /><br /> An old Indian Chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a<br /> ceremonial peace pipe and eyeing two Government Officials sent to <br />interview him.<br /><br /> "Chief Two Eagles" asked one official, "You have...
  18. dolluper

    owners manuals motor home

    does Itasca have a web site try searching
  19. dolluper

    Demented

    > "Test for Dementia"<br />><br />><br />> <br />><br />> Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we<br />> grow older, it's important that we keep mentally alert The saying; "If<br />you<br />> don't use it, you will lose it" also applies to the brain, so...
  20. dolluper

    Dead Duck

    A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. <br />As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so sorry, your pet has passed away."<br />The distressed...
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