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    No More Stress

    Try the cure here Turn Sound On Click Nose<br />don't wear it out :D :D <br /> http://members.cox.net/ladysarakat/piggy.swf
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    Wisdom

    Indian Wisdom........ & ... it makes sense....<br /><br /><br /> An old Indian Chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a<br /> ceremonial peace pipe and eyeing two Government Officials sent to <br />interview him.<br /><br /> "Chief Two Eagles" asked one official, "You have...
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    owners manuals motor home

    does Itasca have a web site try searching
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    Demented

    > "Test for Dementia"<br />><br />><br />> <br />><br />> Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we<br />> grow older, it's important that we keep mentally alert The saying; "If<br />you<br />> don't use it, you will lose it" also applies to the brain, so...
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    Dead Duck

    A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. <br />As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so sorry, your pet has passed away."<br />The distressed...
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    Some Puns

    Interesting how some puns work here are some<br />>> >> Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.<br />>> >><br />>> >> A backward poet writes inverse.<br />>> >><br />>> >> A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.<br />>> >><br />>> >> Dijon vu: the same old mustard.<br />>>...
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    Office Working

    Drawbacks to Working in a Cubicle<br /><br />1. Being told to "Think Outside the Box" when I'm in the @#$%? box all day!<br /><br />2. Not being able to check E-mail attachments without first seeing who is behind<br />me.<br /><br />3. Fabric cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any...
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    What Years

    When it comes to cars or trucks which years do you like or think are the best
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    Ham and

    Subject: Mustard<br />> > > ><br />> > > > > I Love Mustard. (This is a true story. If you have children you will<br />> > > > > probably relate to this father.)<br />> > > > ><br />> > > > > As ham sandwiches go, it was perfection: a thick slab of ham on a<br />> > > > > fresh bun with crisp...
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    Smiles

    10 LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE <br /> <br />1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. <br />2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. <br />3.. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me! <br />4.. Some people are...
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    Work or Play

    Subject: Is sex work?<br /><br /><br />> > Should we go with the Rabbi?<br />> ><br />> > A man wonders if having sex on Sunday is a sin because he is not<br />> > sure if sex is work or play. So, he goes to a priest and asks for his<br />> > opinion on this...
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    Don't Know

    SO YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING? <br /> <br /><br /> <br />A dime has 118 ridges around the edge. <br /><br />A cat has 32 muscles in each ear. <br /><br />A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue. <br /><br />A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours. <br /><br />A goldfish has a memory span of...
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    Smart test

    Hit the link take the test<br /> http://www.coolquiz.com/humor/sillysurvey/
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    Chocolate Math

    This is rather cool ......<br /> <br /> <br />Assuming you like chocolate. If you don't, then I suppose it won't work. <br /> YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH <br /> <br /> This is pretty neat. <br /> <br /> DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! <br /> <br /> <br />...
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    Tragedy

    Subject: : TRAGEDY<br /> <br /> President Bush was visiting a primary school. One of the classes was<br /> in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meaning.<br /> The teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the<br /> discussion on the word "tragedy."<br /><br />...
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    Snack Time

    I don't know about you guy's [gal's] but when it comes to snacks I try real hard to stay any for processed cakes and pies also chips ,cheesie's that kind of stuff, but no way can I stay away from chocolate just love it [wife better though]<br />So what's your favorite snack ????
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    Newfoundland Twist

    Subject:Newfie Burglars <br /><br />George Phillips of Grand Falls, NFLD. was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. <br />George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were...
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    Hallmark Didn't

    THINGS THAT HALLMARK CARDS DON'T SAY <br /> <br />My tire was thumping. <br />I thought it was flat <br />When I looked at the tire... <br />noticed your cat. <br />Sorry! <br />- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - <br />Heard your wife left you, <br />How upset you must be. <br />But...
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    Make happy

    It's not difficult to make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:<br /><br /> 1. a friend<br /> 2. a companion<br /> 3. a lover<br /> 4. a brother<br /> 5. a father<br /> 6. a chef<br /> 7. an electrician<br /> 8. a carpenter<br /> 9. a plumber<br /> 10. a mechanic<br />...
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    Wife Mart

    WIFE MART <br /><br />A new store that sells wives opened in Dallas, TX A man may go to <br />choose a wife from among MANY women. <br />The store is comprised of 6 floors, and the women increase in positive <br />attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. <br /><br />There is however, a...
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