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    Warning Gulf Coasters Flesh-Eating Bacteria

    July 23, 2004<br />GREG BROWN<br />Victoria Advocate<br /><br />A case of infection by flesh-eating bacteria in Houston was reported to health officials Wednesday, following reports of two Houston fishermen hospitalized with symptoms of the disease in Victoria last week, while another case is...
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    Filleting Fish

    This is exactly how I fillet all my fish. :) <br /><br />Best way to fillet
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    I Get All the Thanks I Need

    This is one from the archives.<br /><br />A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.<br...
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    Boy do I feel stupid

    After nearly 2 weeks without fishing, I couldn't wait to get out on the water last night. I scooted out of work early in order to make it to the post office and pick up the new tac. Rushed home, changed, and loaded the boat with all the gear. I threw the cast net out and only got 2 minnows but I...
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    Which James Bond Car Are You?

    My results.<br /><br /> <br />You may live in a crate and look slightly ridiculous when flapping about, but you'll defend your honour with a flamethrower if necessary. <br /><br /> Car Quiz
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    Paul Harvey Writes:

    Paul Harvey Writes: We tried so hard to make things better for our kids that we made them worse. For my grandchildren, I'd like better.<br /><br />I'd really like for them to know about hand me down clothes and homemade ice cream and leftover meat loaf sandwiches. I really would.<br /><br />I...
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    A Call For Help

    Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.<br /><br />The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels, and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond.<br /><br />As the...
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    Artists from the '60's revising their hits

    Some of the artists from the '60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate us aging baby boomers. They include:<br /><br />Herman's Hermits<br />"MRS. BROWN, YOU'VE GOT A LOVELY WALKER"<br /><br />The Bee Gees<br />"HOW CAN YOU MEND A BROKEN HIP"<br /><br />Bobby Darin<br...
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    Perfect Golf Shot

    Billy stood over his tee shot on the 450 yard 18th hole<br />for what seemed an eternity. He waggled, looked up, looked down, waggled again, but didn't start his back swing.<br /><br />Finally his exasperated partner asked, "What is taking solong?"<br /><br />"My wife is watching me from the...
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    Blind Pilots

    Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. They're getting a little impatient, but the airport staff has assured them that the pilots will be there soon, and the flight can take off immediately after that.<br /><br />The entrance opens, and two men walk up the...
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    The Original Hollywood Squares

    If you remember the Original Hollywood Squares and its<br />comics, this may bring a tear to your eyes. These<br />great questions and answers are from the days when<br />"Hollywood Squares" game show responses were<br />spontaneous and clever, not scripted and (often) dull,<br />as they are...
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    All a hunter really needs

    Is a good woman and a good gundog... so's when one of em's growling..maybe the other one wants to go mess around in the woods. :D
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    Weekly Q&A 7/18-7/25

    1. How many years have you been boating<br /><br />2. What is your primary boating purpose?<br /><br />3. What was your first boat?<br /><br />4. How much do you spend annually boating? (And yes GF, that includes Musky lures).<br /><br />5. What other hobbies do you have?<br /><br />6. Do you...
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    Poor Mildred

    Mildred, 93, was despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl, so she decided to just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly...
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    Home Sweet Home

    One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for.<br /><br />The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seems OK, but...
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    Never tick off a nurse

    Never tick off a nurse A big shot attorney had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his staff. None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him.<br /><br />The head nurse was the only one who...
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    Beer

    ”Yesterday, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, couldn’t drive, and refused to apologize...
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    “God Speaks” billboards

    Here’s a list of all variations of the “God Speaks” billboards. The billboards are a simple black background with white text. No fine print or sponsoring organization is included.<br /><br />Let’s meet at my house Sunday before the game.<br />-God<br /><br />C’mon over and bring the kids.<br...
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    Raging River

    Three men were hiking through a forest when they came<br />upon a large, raging<br />violent river.<br /><br />Needing to get on the other side, the first man<br />prayed, "God, please give me<br />the strength to cross the river." Poof! God gave him<br />big arms and strong legs<br />and he...
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    Hillary and Arnold

    Senator Hillary Clinton was attending a party, when she noticed Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger.<br /><br />She walked over to him, and in a quiet voice said; "If you were my husband I would poison your drink."<br /><br />Scwarzenegger smiled, leaned forward, and whispered in her ear, "And if you...
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