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  1. LadyFish

    Man of the House

    A husband had finished a book about being the "Man of the House"<br />by the time he reached his home. All charged up he stormed into his<br />house and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing and shaking a<br />finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I<br />am the...
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    For all you engineers (and other geniuses) who have difficulty converting units

    1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi<br /><br /> 2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton<br /><br /> 3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope<br /><br /> 4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond<br /><br /> 5. Weight...
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    Weekly Q&A (6/20-6/26)

    1. What’s the biggest fish you’ve ever caught?<br />2. Do you tell where your favorite fishing spot is to other fishermen?<br />3. At what RPM does your boat idle?<br />4. How often do you wash your boat?<br />5. Do you use sunscreen?<br />6. What size is your motor?<br />7. Do you flush motor...
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    Who ever said blondes were dumb?

    Bob, a 70 year old extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year-old blonde who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm who hangs over Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word. His buddies at the...
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    LadyFish catches a ladyfish

    Unfortunately, I don't have a pic of it. :( <br />Its only the second one I've ever caught, <br />the first one was 10 years ago and I never forgot it. <br />If you've never caught a ladyfish you are <br />missing out. They put on quite an aerobatic show <br />for a small fish and are...
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    Hurricane Season Outlook for the Gulf Coast

    The 2004 hurricane season is upon us June 1st through November.<br /><br />NOAA’s 2004 Atlantic hurricane season outlook indicates a 50% probability of an above-normal hurricane season, a 40% probability of a near-normal season, and a 10% chance of a below-normal season, according to a consensus...
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    Weekly Q&A (6/13-6/19)

    This week's celebrity birthdays:<br />June 13:<br />Tim Allen<br />Richard Thomas<br /><br />June 14:<br />Steffi Graf<br />Eric Heiden<br /><br />June 15:<br />Courteney Cox Arquette<br />Jim Belushi<br /><br />June 16:<br />Billy "Crash" Craddock<br />Lamont Dozier<br />Laurie Metcalf<br...
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    How They Cook Hawgs in Mississippi

    1. Have the slaughter-house clean the hawg but have them leave on the head, all feet, and tail (a cap goes on the tail). Also tell them not to damage the ears (some slaughter-houses think they have to suspend the hawg by grabbing them with some sort of hanging device around the base of the ears...
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    Priceless (my own)

    This is my daughter's new English Bulldog Molly.<br /><br />Cost of English Bulldog $1,500<br /><br />Cost of dog kennel $45<br /><br />Her 2 year old daughter Megan locking herself in the kennel knawing on a chew toy.....priceless!<br /><br /> <br /><br />And if this wasn't enough, the...
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    Treasure Hunt Part Deux

    RULES:<br />This will be played like a Treasure Hunt. Here is the list of things we have to find. The first person finds the first thing on the list; the second person finds the second thing and so on.<br /><br />We will find things that all begin with the same letter.<br />We will begin with...
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    Treasure Hunt

    Something to do.<br /><br />This will be played like a Treasure Hunt. Here is the list of things we have to find. The first person finds the first thing on the list; the second person finds the second thing and so on. <br /><br />We will find things that all begin with the same letter. <br...
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    Whats the weirdest thing you've ever used for an anchor?

    Spending the summers on the lake with my grandparents exposed me to many strange things. <br /><br />My grandfather had a way about him we affectionately referred to as "tighter than bark on a tree". He was a master at inventing something from nothing and just making things work. I used to go to...
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    Abbot and Costello

    If Abbot and Costello would do something like thier "Who's on First" bit today...it may be something like this:<br /><br />Abbott & Costello in the 21st Century<br /><br />ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?<br />COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den, and I'm...
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    Weekly Q&A

    I thought it would be fun to have a weekly Q&A and get to know members better.<br /><br />This weeks Questions<br /><br />1. What was the last movie you watched in a theatre.<br />2. Did you cookout last weekend? What did you eat?<br />3. Besides Fox News(just kidding PW) what is your TV...
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    Happy Birthday Mellowyellow

    Happy 29th Mellowyellow! <br /><br /> <br /><br /><br /> and many, many, more......
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    Social Security--you won't see this on the news either

    Franklin Roosevelt, a Democrat, introduced the Social Security (FICA)<br />Program. <br /><br />> He promised: <br /><br /><br />> 1.) That participation in the Program would be completely voluntary, <br /><br /><br />> 2.) That the participants would only have to pay 1% of the first $1,400...
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    The Check Up

    This lady goes to the doctor for a check-up. When she gets home her husband asks, "So how did the appointment go?"<br /><br />She replies, "He said I have the body of a twenty-year-old."<br /><br />Her husband says, "Oh yeah, ...and what did he have to say about your forty-year-old butt?"<br...
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    One Dollar Bill

    Show this to your kids.<br /><br />Take out a one dollar bill. The one dollar bill you're looking at first came off the presses in 1957 in its present design. <br /><br />This so-called paper money is in fact a cotton and linen blend, with red and blue minute silk fibers running through it. It...
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    Memorial Day Tribute

    Memorial Day is much more than a three-day weekend that marks the beginning of summer. To many people, especially the nation's thousands of combat veterans, this day, which has a history stretching back all the way to the Civil War, is an important reminder of those who died in the service of...
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    Who got burned?

    Dad Charged For Not Using Enough Sunblock On 12-Year-Old<br />Boy Severely Burned<br /><br />POSTED: 1:17 pm EDT May 26, 2004<br />UPDATED: 2:05 pm EDT May 26, 2004<br /><br />CAPE MAY COURT HOUSE, N.J. -- A man has been charged with child abuse for not applying enough sunblock to his...
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