A couple for our cop friends

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

"Dyslexic Police"<br /> <br />A dyslexic cop is severely reprimanded by his<br />captain because the spelling on his police<br />reports is incomprehensible. "How can you<br />expect anyone to read this! If you file just one<br />more report with any and I mean *ANY* words<br />misspelled, you are going on report!" screams<br />the captain.<br /> <br />The cop vows not to make any more mistakes.<br />The next day he is in his patrol car when a report<br />of a traffic accident comes over his two way radio.<br />He arrives on the scene to discover a grisly<br />head-on collision. The cop takes out his notebook<br />and begins to write, taking care to spell each<br />word correctly.<br /> <br />"One, O-N-E. Ford, F-O-R-D. In the ditch, D-I-T-C-H."<br /> <br />"That's good," thinks the cop as he walks across<br />the street to the other vehicle.<br /> <br />"One, O-N-E. Dodge, D-O-D-G-E. In the ditch,<br />D-I-T-C-H.<br /> <br />"I am doing great!" says the cop out loud as he<br />confidently walks to the middle of the highway,<br />where he discovers a decapitated head.<br /> <br />"One, O-N-E. Head, H-E-A-D. In the boulevard,<br />B-O-L ... B-L-U ...B-O-L-L ... B-I-L ..."<br /> <br />Finally, the frustrated cop looks around, then<br />kicks the head with his boot, and writes, <br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />"One head in the D-I-T-C-H." <br />_____________________________________________<br />"Nightstick"<br /> <br />Two men are driving through Tennessee when<br />they get pulled over by a Deputy Sheriff. The<br />Deputy walks up and taps on the window with<br />his nightstick. The driver rolls down the window<br />and WHACK, the Deputy smacks him in the<br />head with the stick. The driver asks, "What the<br />devil was that for?"<br /> <br />The Deputy answers, "You're in Tennessee<br />son. When we pull you over, you better have<br />your license ready when we get to your car."<br /> <br />The driver says, "I'm sorry, Officer, I'm not<br />from around here."<br /> <br />The Deputy runs a check on the guy's license,<br />and he's clean. He gives the guy his license<br />back, walks around to the passenger side,<br />and taps on the window.<br /> <br />The passenger rolls down the window and<br />WHACK, the Deputy smacks him on the head<br />with the nightstick.<br /> <br />The passenger asks, "What'd you do that for?"<br /> <br />The Deputy says, "Just making your wish<br />come true."<br /> <br />The passenger asks, "Making what wish<br />come true?"<br /> <br />The Deputy says, "I know that two miles down<br />the road you're gonna say to your buddy, "I wish<br />that jerk would've tried that stunt with me!"<br />

 

[deputydawg]

Re: A couple for our cop friends

Good ones!