A funny story

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The 5 Rules of engagement:<br />Rule 1) Only one Big Johnson in the shower at a time, unless.....
 

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towels must be hung neatly on their holders,soap must be cleaned after use<br />Rule#3....
 

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bending over to pick up a fallen bar of soap must be preceded by...
 

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point to the exit, but help to...........
 

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you can find out what rule #4 says and follow the maps and directions or you will end up at....
 

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Don't leave Elly May and Jethro alone with the donkey. It always ends up...
 

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turning into a big mess what with Jethro being the playboy he is and...
 

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sits in the corner playin with his sax. Meanwhile Martha takes the etch a schetch and draws a...
 

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prison cell with an enormous cucumber lying on a blanket. This picture would make...
 

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got out her own etch-a-sketch and drew a zuchini with two grapefruits and named it...
 

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Uh oh spaghetti-o actually, much like Martha's lawyer's theme song. She loved the...
 
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