A funny story

Barbee Q

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she couldn't swim. She was relieved to find that the prop was removed from the big johnson, because Slick Willie tried to........
 

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spin it while it was in gear,and all this brown liquid started running down.....
 

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rope over Willie,s head and started pulling she taught to shore but instead.....
 

Barbee Q

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she fell in the water and broke her heels on the rocks.. She did however manage to get Wet Willie to safety, but had to give him mouth to.....
 

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but had to quit when his johnson started spitting and sputtering emitting a milky brown streaked ooze. Obviously water intruding into the cylinder from.....
 

Barbee Q

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the gear housing in the water pump. It shot that brown ooze all over Martha and her homemade.....
 

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banana johnson and rendered it inoperable. So she asked Slick willie if she could use his dingy for...
 

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a quick jaunt to shore to check on her stocks and to see if..........
 

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For once in my life <br />I have someone who needs me <br />Someone I've needed so long <br />For once unafraid <br />I can go where life leads me............
 

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was coming out of the bush,they all looked to see who was singing this and low and behold it was J....
 

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...B with a bottle of 100 year old scotch malt. Apparently, he was delierious and quite shaken because he just witnessed....
 

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Gadda-Da-Vida honey<br />don't you know that I love you?<br />In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida, baby,<br />don't you know that I'll always be true?<br /><br />Oh, won't you come with me<br />and take my hand?<br /><br />Oh, won't you come with me<br />and ..................
 

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take a stand?<br /><br />Oh, won't you come with me and ...............
 

Barbee Q

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Hold my hand...<br />Hold my hand in pain as I pull the big johnson out of my....
 

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ear, oh won't you help me out dear, before we sink or fall off the pier,then Martha said....
 

Barbee Q

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Oh dear, we forgot the beer at the pier.. For fear were to weird for this short funny deer..... At the long A-----.................
 
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