A funny story

deputydawg

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Re: A funny story

A-----........spect of life it would appear that far too many have joined willie in partaking of the blunt and the juice of the donkey while pulling their Johnson at the pier tgrying to get it to...
 

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start so Oprah could go WOO---WOO---WOO while she was.....................
 

Barbee Q

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keeping in tune with the woop, woop sound coming from the sky above.... Look up Martha in coming......
 

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buzzards are a coming,as you know they only show up when....
 

Barbee Q

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Wet Willie is dead and the big tuna has been killed off by Martha's big.....
 

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mouth, spewing bad breath, that only the donkey can appreciate. She brushes her teeth with donkey juice that will curl the hair on a....
 

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Bull Legged Bagger.. But that isn't all that curled that day at the......
 

Barbee Q

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Harvest festival and to the surprise of the chunks that were shown, Martha started to display....
 

deputydawg

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the prison tat she had aquired bearing the name of her girlfriend. When suddenly Hilary burst in looking for Bill, yelling....
 

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"Where the hek is the big yellow johnson?" We need it right now to use ........
 

SpinnerBait_Nut

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to plug that hole in that thar dyke that has a big hole in it now from...............
 

Barbee Q

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Stink Willie's big ars fart.. That just blew out at the last....
 

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time we were here. Then I got the hanker'n for some cold brew and a HOT babe, Yah it’s time for a good ole drunk & :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: fest. So I laid a fist full of green backs on the bar for my supply of ice cold hops, and dialed up...........
 

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the "Hideitaway". I thought everything was going pretty smooth until.......
 

SpinnerBait_Nut

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Took a dump on Bill's plate while he had his cigar out and was getting it..........
 
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