A Kitten

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[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]Dwight Nelson recently told a true story about a pastor. He had a kitten that climbed up a tree in his backyard and then was afraid to come down. The pastor coaxed, offered warm milk, etc. The kitty would not come down. The tree was not sturdy enough to climb, so the pastor decided that if he tied a rope to his car and drove away so that the tree bent down, he could then reach up and get the kitten. He did all this, checking his progress in the car frequently, then figured if he went just a little bit further, the tree would be bent sufficiently for him to reach the kitten.[/FONT]


[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]But as he moved a little further forward....the rope broke. The tree went "boing!" and the kitten instantly sailed through the air-out of sight. The pastor felt terrible. He walked all over the neighborhood asking people if they'd seen a little kitten. No. Nobody had seen a stray kitten. So he prayed, "Lord, I just commit this kitten to Your keeping," and went on about his business.[/FONT]


[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]A few days later he was at the grocery store, and met one of his church members. He happened to look into her shopping cart and was amazed to see cat food. Now this woman was a cat hater and everyone knew it, so he asked her, "Why are you buying cat food when you hate cats so much?"[/FONT]


[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]She replied, "You won't believe this," and told him how her little girl had been begging her for a cat, but she kept refusing. Then a few days before, the child had begged again, so the mom finally told her little girl, "Well, if God gives you a cat, I'll let you keep it." (You can see where this is going). She told the pastor, "I watched my child go out in the yard, get on her knees, and ask God for a cat. And really, Pastor, you won't believe this, but I saw it with my own eyes. A kitten suddenly came flying out of the blue sky, with its paws spread out, and landed right in front of her."[/FONT]
 

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Re: A Kitten

yup,,
thats the big guy...his signature all over it.

heres another...true...happened to me

when i was 6 years old we were really poor....i wanted a bike.....begged mom for one...she got me one.....

the day she brought it home the guys were playing baseball...they asked me to play but i couldnt.....didnt have a glove.

went home mom said ,,theres your bike ! i said thanks mom but now i really need a baseball glove...she said but theres your bike that you allways wanted...this went back and fourth a bit.. she got mad and told me "you want a glove you go pray for one cause im NEVER gonna buy you one!!!!"

went in my room and prayed..then went out and asked for 15 c so i gould go to the store and buy a soda pop. rode my bike to the store.

when i was reaching for the orange crush i heard a voice say ...not that one, take the one two bottles back...so i did...
there was an under the liner promotion on...i ilfted the liner and it said i had won a new baseball glove.

went home, asked mom to drive me to pick up my glove..my mom allmost fainted, she called my aunt with a car, we went and got the glove 5 mins before they closed for the day...

it was the most expencive very best full leather glove i had ever seen....

totally true story...it happened to me....ive got a zillion more just like that ones that happened to me ...but this isnt that kind of site

cheers
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