Actual 911 Calls

[Bob_VT]

1. Dispatcher: "9-1-1, what's your emergency?"


Caller: "I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner."


Dispatcher: "Do you have an address?"


Caller: "No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?"



2. Dispatcher: "9-1-1, what's the nature of your emergency?"


Caller: "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"


Dispatcher: "Is this her first child?"


Caller: "No, you idiot! This is her husband!"



3. Dispatcher: "9-1-1, what's the nature of your emergency?"


Caller: "Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath ... I think I'm going to pass out."


Dispatcher: "Sir, where are you calling from?"


Caller: "I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster."


Dispatcher: "Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?"


Caller: "No."


Dispatcher: "What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?"


Caller: "Running from the police."

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[rwise]

Re: Actual 911 Calls

"Running from the police."
LOLddd

 

[danpemby]

Re: Actual 911 Calls

ROFL 8)

 

[Stratosfied]

Re: Actual 911 Calls

Those are Great!d


Brewton, In Sweet Home Alabama!

 

[puddle jumper]

Re: Actual 911 Calls

The last one sounds like my town.8)8)