Advice for life

[sharkcat]

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. <br />The only difference between a rut & a grave is the depth. <br />All of us could take a lesson from the weather.It pays no attention to criticism. <br />Life is sexually transmitted. <br />Never take life seriously.Nobody gets out alive anyway.

 

[jim phillips]

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Well said

 

[bubbakat]

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Truer words were never spoken

 

[JJ57103]

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My favorite: Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

 

[gaugeguy]

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Even if you win the rat race, you are still a rat.

 

[LadyFish]

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"Though you can't change the direction of the wind, you can always adjust your sails."

 

[gonfishn]

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How about the 'Hurrier you go the Behinder you get'

 

[magster65]

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Honk if you love peace and quiet.<br /><br />

 

[Jack Shellac]

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"Man's greatest freedom is the freedom to choose his own attitude". Heard in 1974 from 90 year old literature professor at Texas A & M. Never forgot it.

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

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Take your time and do it right the first time and you won't have to do it over again.<br /><br />Don't put off till tomorrow, what you can do today.<br /><br />Old one's but true one's for sure.

 

[sharkcat]

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Heres a couple I forgot:Some people are like slinkies...not really good for anything but you cant help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs. <br />Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 & a sustansial tax cut save you$0.50? <br />Heres one for Ray:In the 60s,people took acid to make the world wierd.Now the world is wierd & people take Prozac to make it normal.

 

[ebbtide176]

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very nice i will try to remember those<br /><br />because we wake up never knowing if this day is our last day

 

[sharkcat]

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No response from ray yet he must be unwell.. Notice I didnt call him SICK

 

[sloopy]

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<br /><br />mine now

 

[sloopy]

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thanks ladyfish

 

[Hooty]

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"Live life to the fullest. Everything in excess. Moderation? Moderation is for monks"<br /><br /> Lazarus Long<br /><br />c/6<br /><br />Hooty

 

[SeaMasterZ@aol.com]

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LOL<br /><br />well, yeah, sick would cover it ... but hey, as long as I KNOW I AM SICK ... that means that Im really not, catch 2003 ... <br /><br />the dont take life too seriously, no one gets out alive is sooooo true<br /><br />also, one from the college daze ... er, days ... there was a song by I believe Laurie Anderson ... O Superman fame ....who sang in one of her songs, when you walk you fall forward<br /><br />slightly<br /><br />then catch yourself<br /><br />over and over again<br /><br />being baked out of my mind at the time, I couldt help but think that THAT is what life is...<br /><br />if you keep your stumbles subtle enough, no one<br /> knows the better!<br /><br />Smooth operator, Master of the Major D (dialog)<br /><br />meant you were a good bullsh!tter, lol after all college teaches you that its all relative!<br /><br />(relax Alabamans!)

 

[Andrew Leigh]

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Here are some of mine,<br /><br />Money often costs too much.<br /><br />Better to remain silent and to be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.<br /><br />Good judgement comes for experience, experience from bad judgement.<br /><br />Idea's are like children, no matter how much you may like other peoples you can't help thinking your own are the best.<br /><br />Watch out for ambition, it could get you into a lot of hard work.<br /><br />It takes a lot of time to achieve instant success.<br /><br />Truth hurts, not the searching after but the running from.<br /><br />One reason why so few recognise the opportunity is because it disguised as hard work.<br /><br />If you're not mature enough to take critisism then you're to immature to take praise.<br /><br />You can't build a reputation on what you're going to do.<br /><br />If everybody is thinking alike then somebody ain't thinking.<br /><br />You can't live in the sun when you operate a shady business.<br /><br />Cheers

 

[gaugeguy]

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Life is like a **** sandwich, the more bread you have, the less **** you have to eat.

 

[MarkJSullivan]

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Money is not everything...but it sure keeps the kidsin touch....(boca raton FLA)