Alcohol Warnings or Did you ever have one of them days?

[scrapper]

Alcohol Warnings :::<br />Of course this does not apply to you and me, but you<br />may want to pass this on to other people to warn them.<br />========================================<br />WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you<br />wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br />WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you<br />think you are whispering when you are not.<br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br />WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.<br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your <br />friends over and over again that you love them.<br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br />WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.<br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br />WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you<br />think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.<br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br />WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create<br />the illusion that you are tougher, smarter,<br />faster and better looking than most people.<br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br />WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.<br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br />WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.<br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br />WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your *** kicked.<br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br />WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may Mack you<br />tink you kan tpye reel gode

 

[heycods]

Re: Alcohol Warnings or Did you ever have one of them days?

Yepper sounds like TX went to the V again.

 

[Reel Poor]

Re: Alcohol Warnings or Did you ever have one of them days?

The consumption of alcohol may make you think your rich too.<br /><br />The consumption of alcohol may make you think your a laddies man also.<br />

 

[stan_deezy]

Re: Alcohol Warnings or Did you ever have one of them days?

The consumption of alcohol may lead to unexpected marriages <br /><br /><br />Ah, I'll always remember my first marriage day. The birds were singing, the sky was clear blue, the congregation sat expectedly in the pews and the sun streamed in through the stained glass windows glinting gently off her father's twelve bore.........