LubeDude
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For those who preach that violence and terrorism is a new world experience that is caused by our (U.S.) lack of a politically correct response to these acts of violence and that we should be sitting down and talking about warm and fuzzy things to convince them that they are misguided and we understand their pain. And for all those ACLU lawyers who are just outraged that we could possibly identify a particular group of individuals that just might be selectively targeting civilian and innocent women and children who cannot fight back. <br /> <br />HISTORY TEST<br /><br /> Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the following multiple choice test. The events are actual Events from history. They actually happened!<br /><br /> Do you remember?<br /><br /> 1. 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by<br /><br /> a. Superman<br /> b. Jay Leno<br /> c. Harry Potter<br /> d. a Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40<br /><br /><br /> 2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were<br /> kidnapped and massacred by<br /><br /> a. Olga Corbett<br /> b. Sitting Bull<br /> c. Arnold Schwarzenegger<br /> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40<br /><br /> 3. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:<br /><br /> a. Lost Norwegians<br /> b. Elvis<br /> c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women<br /> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40<br /><br /><br /> 4. During the 1980's a number of Americans were<br /> kidnapped in Lebanon by:<br /><br /> a. John Dillinger<br /> b. The King of Sweden<br /> c. The Boy Scouts<br /> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40<br /><br /> 5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:<br /><br /> a. A pizza delivery boy<br /> b. Pee Wee Herman<br /> c. Geraldo Rivera<br /> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of<br /> 17 and 40. I've heard that because they were soldiers, we should<br /> understand and forgive their actions.<br /><br /> 6. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year<br /> old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his<br /> wheelchair by:<br /><br /> a. The Smurfs<br /> b. Davy Jones<br /> c. The Little Mermaid<br /> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40<br /><br /><br /> 7. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy diver<br /> trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:<br /><br /> a. Captain Kidd<br /> b. Charles Lindberg<br /> c. Mother Teresa<br /> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40<br /><br /> 8. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:<br /><br /> a. Scooby Doo<br /> b. The Tooth Fairy<br /> c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid<br /> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40<br /><br /> 9. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:<br /><br /> a. Richard Simmons<br /> b. Grandma Moses<br /> c. Michael Jordan<br /> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40<br /><br /> 10. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:<br /><br /> a. Mr. Rogers<br /> b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women<br /> problems<br /> c. The World Wrestling Federation<br /> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40<br /><br /> 11. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles<br /> to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one<br /> crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed<br /> by the passengers.<br /> Thousands of people were killed by:<br /><br /> a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd<br /> b. The Supreme Court of Florida<br /> c. Mr. Bean<br /> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40<br /><br /> 12. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:<br /><br /> a. Enron<br /> b. The Lutheran Church<br /> c. The NFL<br /> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40<br /><br /> 13. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:<br /><br /> a. Bonnie and Clyde<br /> b. Captain Kangaroo<br /> c. Billy Graham<br /> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40<br /><br /> Nope, ..I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you? So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be allowed to profile certain people. They must conduct<br />random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, secret agents who are members of the President's security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winners and former Governor Joe Foss, but leave Muslim Males between the ages 17 and 40 alone lest they be guilty of profiling.<br /><br /> Let's send this to as many people as we can so that the Gloria Aldreds and other dunder-headed attorneys along with Federal Justices that want to thwart common sense, feel doubly ashamed of themselves -- if they have any such sense. As the writer of the award winning story "Forrest Gump" so aptly put it, "Stupid is as stupid does."<br /><br /> <br /> And guess who just bombed London?
