BD funny story - It is my turn boys

Barbee Q

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OK, now it's my turn guys..I have written a story of all the names we came up with for BD.. This not intended to hurt anyones feelings, it is, just in fun guys...<br />I tried to use most if not all the words, you will find them with ""..<br /><br />So while sneaking in cpj "back door", I found him and BoatBuoy making up a "bank draft" on a "big dawg" "Barbie Doll". They talked about Neumanns "bondage and Domination" he had over a "big dope" named Dave JZ who was infact a very "bad driver".<br />I interrupted to tell them about Dollupe who found his "best date Barbie" had taken all his "barrel per day away from Boat Buoy on his "Birthday". They talked about having "better days before" they met that "broken down baby" they call a "Bayliner Dependant".<br />So cpj told pjc that the "big duff barbie" wasn't for sale, becuase she was the "best date" he ever had beside ReelPoor who just like to "Ben-dover" alot.. But you know Kalian just had to say he already "beenthere dunthat barbie" while playing "boulder dash" with a guy who liked "boating dames" named Dunaruna..<br /><br />Question : Who left the "Barn Door" opened?..
 

Kalian

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Re: BD funny story - It is my turn boys

Lol, that's funny!<br />( but whats boulder dash? )
 

Barbee Q

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Re: BD funny story - It is my turn boys

Originally posted by Kalian:<br /> Lol, that's funny!<br />( but whats boulder dash? )
It is a TV Show Game. They have 3 stars and ask question to the stars and the 2 contestants try to figure out who is lying and who is telling the truth. <br />The show was tella-played in LA,Ca.. Kinda a stupid show watched it twice.. Boring..
 

Kalian

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Re: BD funny story - It is my turn boys

Lol, think I'd rather play millionaire!
 

Barbee Q

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Re: BD funny story - It is my turn boys

So are you going to try to answer the questions at the bottom.. "Who left the barn door open?"<br />Hint: you have to go back and read the other post..
 

Kalian

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Re: BD funny story - It is my turn boys

That would be you.<br /><br /> "So while sneaking in cpj "back door", I found him and BoatBuoy making up a "bank draft"<br /><br />Right?
 

Barbee Q

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Re: BD funny story - It is my turn boys

You have to back and read :"What BD stands for/joking " that post, to understand this one..<br />Good nite
 

djzyla1980

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Re: BD funny story - It is my turn boys

Ohhhhhh... maybe everyone named here should get upset, start cryin, and threaten to no longer post anymore topics. However... that is some peoples way of doing things isn't it??? You can speak from experience on that one right? Cry, whine and moan until you get some glitter of hope that you may have a chance. Complain until you get your way, and then complain because you aren't happy with it.. the story of life, at least for alot<br /><br />I for one found your story quite Funny... and it only shows that one can be so ignorant to call upon their peers to make suggestions on two letters, then sit as if they had no life and put them into a story about there originators. I have found through my journey of life that you must look outside of the computer to join the real world. I take everything I read with a grain of salt(like most of "the" stories), unless it has some importance to me. This for one has none, and would not have read it on my own(suggested to me to read), for I have a family, and a life, and care nothing about what one does with a few words she asked for. Live your life the way you want to...meanwhile I'll be enjoying mine.... in the real world with real issues, and real stories. It was funny, yes, and I laughed, but then it occured to me that one should find better ways to spend their time, For this is my "free time" not my lifetime and I even have better ways to spend my free time... <br /><br />I am done now.. Maybe it's just the wrong hour on the wrong night, of the wrong week, in the wrong month. I for once will say how I feel... and so be it if this ones edited... but someones got to finally say it.
 

dolluper

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Re: BD funny story - It is my turn boys

RRRRRRR you forgot the "R",think it was just funnin Dave don't take it as an attack :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
 

Ron G

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Re: BD funny story - It is my turn boys

what a sourpuss.that was pretty good bd :)
 

Barbee Q

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Re: BD funny story - It is my turn boys

Dave thanks for the input, but you were way off.. I do have a life away from the computer.. I do have daily things going on.. This is just my free time that I have had coming.. Usually I am quite busy...<br />This forum is suppose to be funny, intertaining, full of advice along with opions of all the different people who signed up to jion the iboats, if you take things to serious like I used to all the time, your going to find yourself.... with an alcer...<br />Life is to short have fun with...
 

Barbee Q

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Re: BD funny story - It is my turn boys

Dave DZ if this is how you spend your free time, why are you complaining the way I spend mine.. If you really don't like what you read from me or other people, why do you waist your time to rise to the occasion to complain. Its not that you don't have a right to so and I'm not trying to make you upset, but come on sit back and relax.. I'm sure you work very hard for everything you have.. Me too, I have had my share of hardtimes too, being a woman, trying to make it by myself..<br />Dave like you said in your own words you have a family just, I do too.. This how you spend your free-time.. Free - Time that is what its about.. Right.<br />If i'm not right the free-time thing will someone please put me streight, becuase I am totally confused..
 

jtexas

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Re: BD funny story - It is my turn boys

LOL, good one, Dave, you sure had them going! :D :D :D :D
 

Reel Poor

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Re: BD funny story - It is my turn boys

Originally posted by BD - tub toy:<br /> <br />Question : Who left the "Barn Door" opened?..
WELL????? :confused:
 

ZodFutMk2

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Re: BD funny story - It is my turn boys

The Bayliner Dolly?????????????
 

Dunaruna

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Re: BD funny story - It is my turn boys

I most certainly do like boating dames!! :)
 
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