bet there's a few here who can see the humor

[avenger79]

Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting. there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior
Discounts these are the codes for you.



ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Got to Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welks On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Got to Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

 

[LippCJ7]

Re: bet there's a few here who can see the humor

What is wrong with you? LOLOLOL

 

[avenger79]

Re: bet there's a few here who can see the humor

What is wrong with you? LOLOLOL

i think it was the prunes. LOL

 

[OldePharte]

Re: bet there's a few here who can see the humor

These codes do nothing for this old guy. I can't text! My thumbs don't work good enough.

 

[pecheux]

Re: bet there's a few here who can see the humor

And you think I can remember all those abreviations ??????

 

[cribber]

Re: bet there's a few here who can see the humor

I LMAO at this one!!! Some of those were funny and soo just around the corner for this fiddy year old guy!!!

 

[rbh]

Re: bet there's a few here who can see the humor

They will come in handy,






some day.

 

[JB]

Re: bet there's a few here who can see the humor

Not many find humor in being ridiculed.

 

[treedancer]

Re: bet there's a few here who can see the humor

New AARP texting code.

 

[DECK SWABBER 58]

Re: bet there's a few here who can see the humor

What's texting?

 

[treedancer]

Re: bet there's a few here who can see the humor

 

[LippCJ7]

Re: bet there's a few here who can see the humor

I just showed my daughter this thread(home from College) and she laughed out loud at it and then told me that she was happy that I now have my own language..........

I'm gonna stop sending her money!!

 

[produceguy]

Re: bet there's a few here who can see the humor

funny

 

[dockwrecker]

Re: bet there's a few here who can see the humor

Yeah that list came with my AARP app. I think. I can't remember. Who can read that text crap anyway...I want bigger keypoard letters. And a nap. Ohh look there's puppies!...And get the hell off my lawn...

 

[avenger79]

Re: bet there's a few here who can see the humor

Not many find humor in being ridiculed.

sorry JB but you know what they say if the shoe fits...................oh wait it's JB I gotta run!!!!!

 

[avenger79]

Re: bet there's a few here who can see the humor

I just showed my daughter this thread(home from College) and she laughed out loud at it and then told me that she was happy that I now have my own language..........

I'm gonna stop sending her money!!

aren't kids wonderful. my son reminds me of my age now and then as well. LOL