Re: binoculars
Here's another idea - I originally bought one of these beer bottle telescopes
as a gift gag, but I was so impressed with the quality of it that I also bought
one for myself.
It is not waterproof, but can be kept in a plastic bag, and it fits easily into a
bottle holder. Great quality, clarity, and 18x magnification to see what's out
there when you want to. I've been using mine for a few years, and it's still
like new. For the price, I would not hesitate to buy another.
http://www.apogeeinc.com/product.asp?itemid=4
Oh, don't be holding it like a beer bottle for all eyes to see, because most
folks will think it is a bottle of beer, and not a telescope.