SpinnerBait_Nut
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"The Blonde's Horses"<br /><br />A blonde guy bought two horses, and could<br />never remember which was which. A neighbor<br />suggested that he cut the tail of one horse.<br />That worked great until the other horse got his<br />tail caught in a bush.<br /><br />It tore just right and looked exactly like the other<br />horse's tail, and our blonde friend was stuck<br />again. The neighbor suggested he notch the ear<br />of one horse. That worked fine until the other<br />horse caught his ear on a barbed wire fence.<br />Once again our friend couldn't tell them apart.<br /><br />The neighbor suggested he measure the horses<br />for height. When he did, he was very pleased to<br />find that the white horse was 2 inches taller<br />than the black one.<br /> 
<br />Have a good Tuesday.
<br />Have a good Tuesday.
