SpinnerBait_Nut
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Ok, everyone get's down on blonde women, let's show some respect and see how the blonde guy does things.<br />I will put up a couple.<br />_____________________________________________<br />How did the blond explain how his helicopter crashed?<br />He said it was getting cold, so he turned off the ceiling fan. 
<br /><br />Why did the blond quit his job as a restroom attendant?<br />He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer.<br /><br />Why did the blond take his new scarf back to the store?<br />It was too tight.<br /><br />And my last for the day:<br />___________________________________________<br />Why did it take the blond a whole week to wash three basement windows?<br /><br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />It took him six days just to dig the holes to put the ladder in.
<br /><br />Why did the blond quit his job as a restroom attendant?<br />He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer.<br /><br />Why did the blond take his new scarf back to the store?<br />It was too tight.<br /><br />And my last for the day:<br />___________________________________________<br />Why did it take the blond a whole week to wash three basement windows?<br /><br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />It took him six days just to dig the holes to put the ladder in. 
